Asked a friend, how much do you love your Iphone?
He looked at me and replied, "So much when I sneezed, I cover my phone not my mouth"
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A fire broke out on the 4th floor. A man ran into a burning builiding. Minutes later he ran out, heaving a sigh of relief, cradling his Iphone. Asked why he willing to risked his life to save his Iphone, he cried, "You're kidding me? My whole life is in here!"
"Oh is it?" I looked up to the 5th floor windows and remark, "Then what about your wife?"
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