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Forum Game: Luxury!

• eatyummynoodles

  7 Jan 12, 16:38

  Basically, whatever the person before you posts, you have to say "Luxury!" and then offer a worse thing which happened in your day.
  
  E.g. Person A: when I was younger my bed was really uncomfortable.
  Person B: Luxury! Back in my day beds were made of rock!
  Person C: Luxury! Back in my day we didn't have beds!
  
  
  I'll start:
  Today I had a back ache.

• Summer hill

  7 Jan 12, 18:22

  Luxury! I have to carry my 5kg bag everyday! 

• Summer hill

  7 Jan 12, 21:52

  Luxury! i have to carry a 10kg rice sack on my back everday!

• Summer hill

  7 Jan 12, 23:11

  Luxury! i am met an accident and it broke my spine.

• BanguIzai

  7 Jan 12, 23:27

  Originally posted by Summer hill:

  Luxury! i am met an accident and it broke my spine.

  Luxury! I met a vampire and i broke his fangs.

• Summer hill

  8 Jan 12, 08:05

  Luxury! my family is a vampire

• eatyummynoodles

  8 Jan 12, 10:35

  Luxury! I didnt have a family!

• Summer hill

  8 Jan 12, 10:45

  Luxury! I live alone in  my spaceship!

• Mr Milo

  8 Jan 12, 11:02

   

  Luxury! i sleep naked on bed with a blanket

• Summer hill

  8 Jan 12, 17:21

  Luxury! i don't have a blanket!

• Mr Milo

  8 Jan 12, 19:00

   

  Luxury! I bath using Dove soap

• NeverSayGoodBye

  8 Jan 12, 21:51

  Originally posted by Mr Milo:

   

  Luxury! I bath using Dove soap

  
  Luxury! I haven't bath for 3 days!

• Mr Milo

  8 Jan 12, 21:54

   

  Luxury! i bathe in public

• NeverSayGoodBye

  8 Jan 12, 22:06

  Originally posted by Mr Milo:

   

  Luxury! i bathe in public

  
  Luxury! I can only bathe in a canal.

• BanguIzai

  9 Jan 12, 00:44

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

  
  Luxury! I can only bathe in a canal.

  Luxury!  I met a woman who don't even have a canal.

• Mr Milo

  16 Jan 12, 22:16

   

  Luxury! I dropped a bar of soap into the toilet bowl

• BanguIzai

  17 Jan 12, 00:03

  Originally posted by Mr Milo:

   

  Luxury! I dropped a bar of soap into the toilet bowl

  Luxury!  I gotta suck the bar of soap from that toilet bowl

• Summer hill

  19 Jan 12, 20:58

  Luxury! i don't have a soap!

• DailyFreeGames.com

  19 Jan 12, 23:27

  Originally posted by Summer hill:

  Luxury! i don't have a soap!

  
  Luxury! I was so broke when I go to the KFC for their famous finger licking good chickens, I can only afford to lick other people fingers.

• Mr Milo

  20 Jan 12, 22:18

   

  Luxury! I swallowed a bottle of red wine

• NeverSayGoodBye

  20 Jan 12, 23:02

  Luxury! I bought a bottle of red wine and it turned out to be chicken blood.

• BanguIzai

  21 Jan 12, 00:59

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

  Luxury! I bought a bottle of red wine and it turned out to be chicken blood.

  Luxury!  We had colourblindness such that we cannot even see that it is chicken blood.  We thought it was plain water inside.

• Summer hill

  21 Jan 12, 07:15

  Originally posted by BanguIzai:

  Luxury!  We had colourblindness such that we cannot even see that it is chicken blood.  We thought it was plain water inside.

  Luxury! I can't even see!

• Mr Milo

  21 Jan 12, 19:00

   

  Luxury! I stepped on a bottle and fell

• BanguIzai

  22 Jan 12, 00:00

  Originally posted by Mr Milo:

   

  Luxury! I stepped on a bottle and fell

  Luxury!  I fell into a shithole.