Nerdy math and science jokes? :)
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I got some..
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.----------------------------------------------------wanna hear a joke about sodium and hydrogen? NaHhow 'bout nitrogen oxide? NOsilver and five nitrogen oxides? Ag NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!potassium? K.----------------------------------------------------A neutron walks into a bar, and ask the bartender how mutch for a drink. The bartender replies "for you, no charge"----------------------------------------------------A neutrino walks through a bar..----------------------------------------------------A physicist, biologist and a chemist were going to the ocean for the first time.The physicist saw the ocean and was fascinated by the waves. He said he wanted to do some research on the fluid dynamics of the waves and walked into the ocean. Obviously he was drowned and never returned.The biologist said he wanted to do research on the flora and fauna inside the ocean and walked inside the ocean. He too, never returned.The chemist waited for a long time and afterwards, wrote the observation, "The physicist and the biologist are soluble in ocean water".----------------------------------------------------Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg says "No, but I know where I am."----------------------------------------------------Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.Q: How does a mathematician deal with constipation?A: He works it out with a pencil and a few sheets of paper.------------------------------------------------------What do you call the medical student who graduates last in his or her class?Doctor.------------------------------------------------------A farmer is asking an engineer, a physicist and a mathematician to build the most efficient fence around his flock of sheep.The engineer builds a square fence around the sheep and says "That's the best I can do".The physicist wraps a fence around the equator and slowly shrinks it until it encounters the first sheep, then says "That's the best I can do".The mathematician smirks and takes a meter-long length of fence, wraps it around himself and declares triumphantly "I define myself to be outside!" -
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