The Ultimate Thesis of Qian4Bian3 jokes 2

• whereismyrib

  10 Aug 13, 05:28

  Let's have a new thread for qian4bian3 jokes! 

• NeverSayGoodBye

  14 Aug 13, 22:27

  1) What's black and white and very noisy?

  2) Why did the turtles crossed the road?

  3) Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

  4) How did you know an elephant is under the bed?

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  15 Aug 13, 16:35

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  Ans: 白痴。因为天下没有白痴（白�）的��

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• NeverSayGoodBye

  20 Aug 13, 20:54

  1) What's black and white and very noisy?

  Ans: A zebra playing drums

  2) Why did the turtles crossed the road?

  Ans: To get to the shell station

  3) Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

  Ans: To the retail store

  4) How did you know an elephant is under the bed?

  Ans: When your nose touches the ceiling

• NeverSayGoodBye

  23 Aug 13, 20:24

  What did the trees wear to a Pool Party?

  Ans: Swimming Trunks

  What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

  Ans: Stamp

  What buliding has the most stories?

  Ans: Library