Gifts

• Genie99b

  21 May 14, 19:08

  An englishman and a singaporean are both buying anniversary gifts for their girlfriends. "What are you getting your girlfriend?" asks the singaporean.

  The englishman says "I'm getting her a diamond ring and a Marcedes."

  "Why both?" asks the singaporean.

  The englishman replied "That way if she doesn't like the ring she can still enjoy the Marcedes when she returns the ring."

  Then the englishman asks the singaporean "What are you getting your girlfriend?"

  The singaporean says "I'm buying her a pair of slippers and a dildo. That way if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself."

• FireIce

  21 May 14, 20:29

  singaporean 

• charlize

  21 May 14, 20:30

  Originally posted by Genie99b:

  An englishman and a singaporean are both buying anniversary gifts for their girlfriends. "What are you getting your girlfriend?" asks the singaporean.

  The englishman says "I'm getting her a diamond ring and a Marcedes."

  "Why both?" asks the singaporean.

  The englishman replied "That way if she doesn't like the ring she can still enjoy the Marcedes when she returns the ring."

  Then the englishman asks the singaporean "What are you getting your girlfriend?"

  The singaporean says "I'm buying her a pair of slippers and a dildo. That way if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself."

  What's a Marcedes?

• Genie99b

  22 May 14, 10:52

  Originally posted by charlize:

  What's a Marcedes?

  
  autocorrect failed :lol:
• Genie99b

  22 May 14, 10:53

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  singaporean 

  
  :o)