"Why so serious" (The Joker)
Come on guys, we need you to share your jokes.New ones, old ones, funny ones and keep the not funny ones to yourself.
Okay, let me start:
A judge and a lawyer were having a drink at a bar. They then boasted about the size of their penis and decided to challenge each other to see whose is longer.
When they both took out their penis, the lawyer noticed the judge was fiddling with his penis.
Lawyer: Objection your honour, you are tampering with the witness.
Judge: Objection overruled. I was only trying to refresh the witness's memory.
ha ha ha