LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE
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MISS IN JAPAN
In Japan, the women there are usually address by Miss...
The prostitutes there are called Miss Ichibawah
The married/divorced women are called Miss Sudahkasi
The virgins there are called Miss Takmaukasi
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69
A couple were undressing and about to make love.
Guy: Let's do the 69 position.
Girl: Don't want.
Guy: Why not?
Girl: Because your dick smells like dried sotong.
Guy: Excuse me! To be honest your pussy smells like belachan.
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The Cat Came Back (Sing-along Version)
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Laughing got a therapeutic effect of calming our mind. =)
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lol, that makes sense
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any more?
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I do believe that laughter can make me happy when I'm blue
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like this kind of jokes
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Thanks guys.
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RAPE A rape case was in progress in court. The Judge was a very fat female judge. Male Witness: Your honor, I was walking on the street at midnight. Then I saw a young female was walking towards me. I thought she needed my help. Suddenly she pulled out a handgun at me and ushered me into a back alley. I thought she was going to rob me but instead she ordered me to undress. Then she raped me right there in that alley. Female Witness: He's lying! it's not true! He was the one with a handgun and then he raped me! (She brokedown into tears). Judge: Calm down madam. I believe you. Please stop crying. Then the judge turned to the male witness and said. Judge: By looking at your skinny weak physical stature and your urgly face, no female would ever want you. I don't need a handgun to rape you. Male Witness: You're right your honor. By looking at your very fat physical stature you don't need a handgun to rape you. You need a CANNON!
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AHahah nice 1 guys..
You know that time, I was so bored. I was playing a 'try not to laugh challenge' with my friends. We 1 v 1 each other to tell jokes and not laugh.
Here are some of the best/worst, that I nearly lost.
When you're gay in your house with nobody else, what are you?
You're Homolone.What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
If you ever get cold, stand in the corner of a room for a while.
Why, cause - They're usually 90 degrees.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
What sound does a makcik make when she falls down the stairs?
‘Tu-dong!’Why did the palm tree get struck by lightning?
Because it suay.Okay let's take a break Here are some funny videos as well -
https://youtu.be/tvuTZ6-37Zk
https://youtu.be/ZW-TelTC-N4
Sorry ah, too stressed at work liao.
Why did Ah Beng force 18 of his friends to watch a movie with him?
Because the ad said below 18 not allowed to go in.Why Ah Lian always smile when the lightning strike?
Because she thinks that someone is taking her picture.Ah Beng: Why did the guy walking in the middle of the road suddenly say “Aiyah, wo de jiao hen suan…”
Ah Lian: Cos he stepped on a lemon mah!
Hope you guys like it ah!
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Lols. Thanks for sharing and welcome to Laughter Is The Best Medicine topic. Hope to see you come in here again soon.
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Originally posted by SunnyPrune:
AHahah nice 1 guys..
You know that time, I was so bored. I was playing a 'try not to laugh challenge' with my friends. We 1 v 1 each other to tell jokes and not laugh.
Here are some of the best/worst, that I nearly lost.
When you're gay in your house with nobody else, what are you?
You're Homolone.What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
If you ever get cold, stand in the corner of a room for a while.
Why, cause - They're usually 90 degrees.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
What sound does a makcik make when she falls down the stairs?
‘Tu-dong!’Why did the palm tree get struck by lightning?
Because it suay.Okay let's take a break Here are some funny videos as well -
https://youtu.be/tvuTZ6-37Zk
https://youtu.be/ZW-TelTC-N4
Sorry ah, too stressed at work liao.
Why did Ah Beng force 18 of his friends to watch a movie with him?
Because the ad said below 18 not allowed to go in.Why Ah Lian always smile when the lightning strike?
Because she thinks that someone is taking her picture.Ah Beng: Why did the guy walking in the middle of the road suddenly say “Aiyah, wo de jiao hen suan…”
Ah Lian: Cos he stepped on a lemon mah!
Hope you guys like it ah!
Thought I highlight these links so easier for others to connect. Thanks again.
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MONKEY HAIR
An 11 year old girl realized that she started to have hair growing between her legs. She got worried and asked her Mom about the hair.
Her Mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called a Monkey, be proud that your Monkey has grown hairs."
Next morning at breakfast she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hairs."
Her sister smiled and said, "That's nothing. Mine is already eating Banana."
Their Mom fainted.
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Originally posted by zulkifli mahmood:
MONKEY HAIR
An 11 year old girl realized that she started to have hair growing between her legs. She got worried and asked her Mom about the hair.
Her Mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called a Monkey, be proud that your Monkey has grown hairs."
Next morning at breakfast she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hairs."
Her sister smiled and said, "That's nothing. Mine is already eating Banana."
Their Mom fainted.
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JUST FOR LAUGHS GAGS https://www.youtube.com/user/JustForLaughsTV
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FAIL AND FEMALE A 7 year old daughter was looking at her mother's driving license card. It was written SEX: "F". Then she started laughing until the mother asked why she was laughing. The girl said, "I can't believe you are so bad at sex that you even got an "F". Now I understand why Daddy is always with the maid.
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COINCIDENCE! Man in the Bar orders Kingfisher Beer... Lady next to him: What a coincidence. Even I have ordered Kingfisher Beer. Man: I'm celebrating. Lady: Me too. Man: What a coincidence. Why are you celebrating? Lady: My husband and I have tried for four years for a baby. Today I'm pregnant! Man: What a coincidence! I'm a farmer and for four years my hens couldn't lay any eggs. Today all are laying eggs. Lady: Wow! How did that happen? Man: I used different Cock. Lady smiles and says: WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!
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When you ask a pengiun where it stays ? It says 'i_glue_o' = igloo
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Q: What never asks questions, but is often answered?
A: A doorbell.Q: What kind of button doesn't unbutton?
A: A belly button.Q: Everyone has it, and no one can lose it. What is it?
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JOHN AND DAVID
John and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital.
One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool.
David jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act.
He immediately order David to be discharged from the mental hospital as he is OK.
Doctor: "We have good news and bad news for you David. The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patient. You are now a normal person. The bad news is that, the patient Mr. John, whom you have saved, hung himself in the toilet, and died."
David: "Doctor, he didn't hang himself. I hung him there to dry."
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ISMO - AFRICA (STAND UP COMEDY) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtRaGrIbF6Y LAUGH FACTORY https://www.youtube.com/user/TheLaughFactory
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hahahaha!