Weird USB Gadgets

• the Bear

  12 Apr 06, 11:20

  USB Hand Warmers
  
  
  
  Prevents onset of "knuckle chill" when blogging from your under-heated apartment or parents' basement.
  
  USB Disco Ball
  
  
  
  This device brings that much-needed dance club atmosphere into your stuffy office by projecting colored lights onto nearby surfaces and spinning. USB foam machine and glow sticks coming soon.
  
  USB Pet Tags
  
  
  
  Basically just a flash drive with some simple software, this device collects your pet's info in a form that can easily be read by any tech savvy kidnapper or rescuer.
  
  USB Eyeball Cam
  
  
  
  Posing as just another garish trinket on your desk next to all the troll dolls, this creepy eyeball baby has a built in video camera.
  
  USB Swiss Army Knife
  
  
  
  Boy scouts have to be prepared for anything these days. You never know when you'll have to store 2 gigs of data in order to survive out in the wilderness.
• the Bear

  12 Apr 06, 11:24

  USB Eye Massager
  
  
  
  What used to be a deadly move executed by the Three Stooges is now a tool of comfort for the weary-eyed computer user. Seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
  
  USB Electric Blanket
  
  
  
  For those who already think of their computer as a surrogate care giver, your PC can now tuck you in at night.
  
  USB Aquarium
  
  
  
  A motorized current supposedly creates life-like movements of the plastic fish while a blue LED keeps the magic going in the dark. Cyberguys.com claims this device provides significant stress-relief while at the computer.
  
  USB Humidifier
  
  
  
  Now you have no excuse not to stay home sick from work and spend the whole day on the internet.
  
  USB Ionizer
  
  
  
  All you need to make this device work is a power source (provided by the USB) and an irrational phobia of airborne bacteria and particulates.
• Master -_-

  12 Apr 06, 11:25

  i got the disco ball as a bday gift last year.. but the bulb blew... only come out blue light, how to disco
• the Bear

  12 Apr 06, 11:27

  USB Puppy Cam
  
  
  
  Whoever said you have to sacrifice image quality for cuteness is kicking himself right now. This potential nanny-cam has VGA resolution, manual focus and a heart-warming directive embroidered on the side.
  
  USB Drumming Santa
  
  
  
  Before he became the sled operating philanthropist that we know and love today, Santa toured briefly with White Snake. His early years are now commemorated in this obnoxious piece of holiday kitsch.
  
  USB Bakelite Skype Phone
  
  
  
  The old-fashioned styling of this Skype phone will help you recall times long past, like when an operator would help you place a call instead of just monitoring your conversation for the government.
  
  USB Snowman
  
  
  
  This decorative snowman cycles through four colors of LEDs but never sheds his indomitable smile. Amazingly, no software is required to carry out this complex task.
  
  USB Sushi Storage
  
  
  
  These decorative flash drives are a crude attempt to satisfy consumers' insatiable appetite for storage.
• the Bear

  12 Apr 06, 11:31

  USB Flash Memory Barbie
  
  
  
  Though not really a gadget, this is a grim reminder of why you don't let your geeky younger brother near your dolls.
  
  USB Toothbrush
  
  
  
  Plaque is like the spam of oral hygiene, and now you can take care of both at the same while checking your morning e-mail.
  
  USB Christmas Tree
  
  
  
  Why wait until Christmas? Be annoyed year-round by the blinking lights and monotonous music of the USB X-mas tree.
  
  (source: Wired.com)
  
  btw, i said i'd get the christmas tree one once i get a deskbound job with normal hours... looks like i'm getting one for the office this year
• BrUtUs

  12 Apr 06, 11:35

  wats next? usb shaver? usb cup warmer? usb fridge?
• the Bear

  12 Apr 06, 11:37

  got USB cup warmer.. saw it before.. since i rarely drink hot drinks apart from my coffee, which never gets a chance to become cold, i didn't buy it
  
  

  Originally posted by BrUtUs:

  wats next? usb shaver? usb cup warmer? usb fridge?

• shinta

  12 Apr 06, 12:26

  Originally posted by the Bear:
  USB Hand Warmers
  
  
  
  Prevents onset of "knuckle chill" when blogging from your under-heated apartment or parents' basement.
  

  u missed out the tooo cold office...
  
  
  
  i'm shivering
• skeujin

  12 Apr 06, 12:29

  Originally posted by Master -_-:

  i got the disco ball as a bday gift last year.. but the bulb blew... only come out blue light, how to disco

  u can dance to the tune of...
  
  "im blue da ba dee da ba doo...."
• ndmmxiaomayi

  12 Apr 06, 12:38

  
  
  I like this one.
• blackchickenahkai

  12 Apr 06, 12:40

  Originally posted by ndmmxiaomayi:

  
  
  I like this one.

  
• the Bear

  12 Apr 06, 12:40

  actually, i'd get the ioniser and the humidifier... seeing as the office is full of bacteria and is bloody dry
• ndmmxiaomayi

  12 Apr 06, 12:41

  
  
  This is gross.
• ndmmxiaomayi

  12 Apr 06, 12:43

  Originally posted by blackchickenahkai:

  

  Minus the words "kiss me"
  
  Change it to some other words.
• monkeybusiness

  12 Apr 06, 12:51

  Originally posted by ndmmxiaomayi:

  
  
  This is gross.

  i like it
• blackchickenahkai

  12 Apr 06, 12:52

  Originally posted by monkeybusiness:

  i like it

  haha,,
• chanff8

  12 Apr 06, 20:38

  Originally posted by monkeybusiness:

  i like it

  x2
• chenc

  15 Apr 06, 17:16

  LOL, most of them just use USB as a power source. Nothing special
• meltz

  15 Apr 06, 17:38

  gt usb hp phone charge will be damn useful ....
• the Bear

  15 Apr 06, 17:40

  my phone uses a standard USB to charge
  
  

  Originally posted by meltz:

  gt usb hp phone charge will be damn useful ....