I didn't do my homework!

• eagle

  31 Jul 07, 08:29

  I didn't do my homework because...
  
  I didn't do any history homework because I don't because in dwelling on the past.
  
  I don't want the other kids in the class to look bad.
  
  A suddent gust of wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.
  
  Another pupil fell in a lake and I jumped in to rescue him. Unfortunately, my homework drowned.
  
  Our furnace broke and we had to burn it to keep ourselves from freezing.
  
  I'm not at liberty to say why.
  
  I wanted to frame the detention letter you're about to give me.
  
  It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo, a toaster and a bag of frozen peas. You don't want to know the details.
  
  I have a solared powered calculator and it was cloudy.
  
  My mom used it as a dryer sheet.
  
  My agent won't allow me to publish my homework until the movie deal is finalised
  
  I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school.
  
  I was abducted by green-skinned, three-eyed, pig-snouted space aliens and they incinerated my homework with their death rays.
  
  I felt it wasn't challenging enough.
  
  My parents were sick, and unable to do my homework last night. Don't worry, they have been suitably punished.
  
  We had homework?
  
  I see your lips moving but all I am hearing is "blah blah blah".
  
  I didn't want to add yo your already heavy workload.
  
  I spent the night at a rally supporting higher pay for our hard-working teachers.
• caleb_chiang

  31 Jul 07, 08:36

  I can't decide whether I should do my last year's homework or yesterday's one...
• kct360

  31 Jul 07, 16:59

  nice story eh... go publish a new book. excuses for not doing homework...
• unclebutcher

  1 Aug 07, 19:34

  i didn't do my homework because my mother confiscated it.
• mhcampboy

  1 Aug 07, 19:35

  my dog ate it?
• rathcycle

  1 Aug 07, 19:36

  great excuses..
• WiNtEr'SkiLL

  1 Aug 07, 19:36

  i didnt do my homework because i didnt do it