Laws of Thermodynamics

• infantry

  16 Dec 07, 03:16

  Chuck Norris can break all laws of Thermodynamics.
  
  * (1st Law) Chuck Norris can create and destroy energy.
  * (2nd Law) Chuck Norris can reduce the entropy of the Universe.
  * (3rd Law) Chuck Norris can reach absolute zero.
  
  Isaac Newton created his own laws for Chuck Norris.
  
  * (1st Law) Anything kicked by Chuck Norris will continue to move forever
  * (2nd Law) Chuck Norris can accelerate anything in any direction he wants, even himself.
  * (3rd Law) There is no equal or opposite reaction to Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.
• gLc

  16 Dec 07, 03:17

  
• Herzog_Zwei

  16 Dec 07, 03:19

  Originally posted by infantry:

  Chuck Norris can break all laws of Thermodynamics.
  
  * (1st Law) Chuck Norris can create and destroy energy.
  * (2nd Law) Chuck Norris can reduce the entropy of the Universe.
  * (3rd Law) Chuck Norris can reach absolute zero.
  
  Isaac Newton created his own laws for Chuck Norris.
  
  * (1st Law) Anything kicked by Chuck Norris will continue to move forever
  * (2nd Law) Chuck Norris can accelerate anything in any direction he wants, even himself.
  * (3rd Law) There is no equal or opposite reaction to Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.

  Jokes forum please.