BOLTON have unveiled their latest signing - a shrink!
The Premier League side have added one of the world's leading psychologists to the Reebok staff.
Jamil Qureshi - who is also a professional magician - has been hired to work wonders at Wanderers.
Qureshi recently helped Scottish golfer Colin Montgomerie to win the European Open and was also behind Europe's triumph in the Ryder Cup last year.
Bolton's sports science chief Dr Richard Freedman said: "It is a massive coup to have the services of Jamil Qureshi.
"He is the leading psychologist in his field and he will solely be working as a consultant with the first team squad on an individual basis and as a group.
"We will be developing a number of programmes to improve the mindset of our elite athletes known as 'mind shaping'.
"This concept is new to football and yet again we lead the way at the cutting edge of sports development in our field.
"Jamil is the man trusted by some of the world's top sports stars and business leaders to help them maximise their talent.
"Using his Mind Shaping techniques he can help anyone be the best they can possibly be. He will be a tremendous asset for us going into the new season."
CKeer
Is this the way they're trying to counter the loss of Bug Sam?
Cheers. CK
mundanE
Mind Power... Why not make them win the EPL next season?!