Chelsea players set to be trained by Israeli army chief.

• omgukilledkenny

  9 Oct 07, 00:47

  
  
  Chelsea are set to employ Colonel Avi Moya, a combat adviser from the Israeli army as their new fitness coach. Odd, yes. Scary, yes. An excuse to publish a picture of John Terry dressed as John Rambo, definitely.
  
  His training technique seems to involve people beating the living crap out of each other. Yes it keeps you fit, but would you really be happy to see Frank Lampard and John Terry belting lumps out of each other. It'll hardly be good for team morale!
  
  Here's a clip of a "Krav Maga" Israeli training regime. Surely there are better ways for a footballer to stay fit? Ways that don't involve guns / lamping each other on the face? No one will argue with Chelsea now
  
  According to sources in Israel, Moyal has taken physical training 'into the 21st century'.
  
  Although Moyal has instilled a tough regime, he encourages soldiers to invite their wives and children to run on the beach with them at weekends.
  
  The Colonel also holds regular quizzes for his troops on forces radio — a gimmick that would spark reminders of Don Revie and his Leeds team of the Seventies if he introduced the idea at Chelsea.
  
  Grant will spend the next two weeks recruiting staff to replace Jose Mourinho's backroom team, but some of the candidates have reservations about moving to Stamford Bridge.
• anhydrouscoppersulphate

  9 Oct 07, 00:55

  
• turbo_drift

  9 Oct 07, 08:48

  Chelsea = Israeli players' new homeground?
• sand king

  9 Oct 07, 13:06

  Originally posted by turbo_drift:

  Chelsea = Israeli players' new homeground?

  
• speakupforyourrights

  9 Oct 07, 13:16

  
  
  if chelsea lose they will bomb the opponent stadiums?
• kenn3th

  9 Oct 07, 13:18

  Originally posted by turbo_drift:

  Chelsea = Israeli players' new homeground?

  coach and pt instructor
• Resentment

  9 Oct 07, 13:21

  wth is this man. how can u use millitary training + football training together , chelsea is crazy , seriously no one really dare to argue wif chelsea player , otherwise they will be beaten up like no tomorow.
• omgukilledkenny

  9 Oct 07, 13:22

  They'll learn how to run and shoot. but this time with GUNS!
• lpx88

  9 Oct 07, 16:36

  It cant be true right
• TrixCereals

  9 Oct 07, 16:50

  Scary shit. They players might cry or something.
• Inzaghi

  9 Oct 07, 17:00

  i think the ref will all be v scared now..the following situation might happen..
  
  1) Chelsea player crude tackle on opponent..Instead of cards for chelsea, the cards will be for opponent..reason being opponent not smart or fast enuff to avoid the tackles...
  
  2). Even the slightest touch on chelsea player will lead to a red card..
  
  3). To score against chelsea, the net gotta be burst!!..over the line doesnt count...
  
  4) Opponent hand ball immediate red..Chelsea player handball award free kick, nearest opponent player will get red card...reason, never alert chesle player not to get hand ball..
  
  5) Once chelsea player shoot, no matter cross the line or not, considered goal...
  
  still can think of others bor?..