Shaun Wright-Phillips is indulging his favourite hobby with his massive wages at Chelsea — PORN.
The little fella of Stamford Bridge has chipped £20,000 into bongo channel Babe Central and is helping out with the wage bill for the “talent”.
Wee ShaunÂ’s Abramovich-style cash clout means the other channels are struggling to book the best girls because SWP can afford to pay more.
A bit like Chelsea in a Premier League of porn.
Shaun likes nowt more than taking his seat in the grandstand to watch his investment in action in a studio in Kent.
And it has caused an almighty stir among other after-the-missus-has-gone-to-bed channels. A seedy insider said: “Shaun’s money has forced up the wages for the girls and Babe Central’s rivals are far from happy. It’s exactly like Chelsea in the transfer market.
“He’s been dropping in at Babe Central with his pals and ogling the girls.
"The flats above have been complaining about Wright-Phillips and his chums making so much noise while theyÂ’ve been watching the babes.
“The girls are writhing around in front of the cameras, talking to viewers, while Wright-Phillips and his pals drink champagne.”
Sounds familiar. Like watching Chelsea at Stamford Bridge — Drogba writhing around while a bunch of wealthy blokes leer and quaff bubbly.
