England striker Ashley Young has apparently been discovered manually manipulating himself online and talkin' real dirty-like.
As he groped himself 22-year-old Aston Villa star Young said: "I'd love to lick ur ****** making them nice and ****...yeh babe, teasing ur ****."
Ignoring all the rules on handling, he went to huge lengths to show himself off and feverishly bashed out saucy demands like: "I wanna have my **** between ur **** and u ****ing the top of my ****."
It's all too depressing that another young England star is revealed to have the judgment of an amoeba, the charm of a gnat and his brains in his shorts. And he seemed like such a nice boy.
