IT'S saggy, baggy and distinctly un-Waggy.
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On the left is the real Mrs Lamp
IT'S saggy, baggy and distinctly un-Waggy.
But beneath the dosser's sleeping bag and Vicky Pollard trackie bottoms is none other than Frank Lampard's gorgeous missus Elen Rives.
Her sleek Footballers' Wives stylewas replaced by a new image best decribed as Bag lady rather than Wag lady. The Spanish beauty went to bizarre lengths to disguise her looks as she paid a visit to the hairdressers this week. But by dressing down and trying to blend in she ended up standing out like a sore thumb in London's posh Belgravia.
As well as the weird outfit Elen, 29, tried to cover up with oversized sunglasses and seemed strangely determined to keep her mouth and bottom half of her face from the public gaze. Not once, even while hailing a cab, did the normally pouting England and Chelsea star's wife move the hand that desperately clasped the top of her coat to her chin. Her antics will only fuel further speculation after she was photographed leaving the luxury Claridge's hotel two weeks ago with a small bruise on her face.
But Elen's dress-down look didn't come cheap. That quilted affair is actually a £185 Stella McCartney jacket. The baggy trousers are part of a designer Juicy Couture tracksuit and those clumpy black trainers are £90 Nike jobs. And the huge black bag that looks uncannily like a black bin liner?
That's leather Prada and costs a whopping £500. Whatever the reason for Elen's mysterious disguise, her look may well start a trend. So if you fancy copying it, we've come up with our guide above to looking like a Wag-bag for a fraction of the cost.
Just remember to keep half your face covered at all times!