Which player has the dodgiest haircut in the Premier League
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NUTS AWARDS: Which player has the dodgiest haircut in the Premier League and whose fans have the best chant?
Cristiano Ronaldo and Robbie Keane continued their outstanding seasons after scoring a hat-trick in the nominations for this year's WKD Nuts Football Awards.
The star players, topping the shortlist with three nominations each, go head-to-head for the coveted title of Hero of the Season and the Special Award for Man Love, which honours players over enthusiastic goalscoring public displays of affection.
Ronaldo also picks up a nomination for Goal of the Season, while it's Keane's goal celebration that earns him a third nomination in the Most WKD Goal celebration category.
Nuts sports editor Gershon Portnoi said: "Manchester United and Arsenal may have picked up the most player nominations but it's good to see that the top four clubs will not dominate everything this season."
Voting opens at 8am on Tuesday, April 15 at www.nuts.co.uk/football.
The full list of nominations is as follows:
Dodgiest Barnet
Jermain Defoe (Portsmouth)
Bacary Sagna (Arsenal)
William Gallas (Arsenal)
Steven Pienaar (Everton)
Dodgiest Barnet? Arsenal's William Gallas and Bacary Sagna
Chant of the Season
“Sven Sven, wherever you may be,
You are the pride of Man City
And you can s*** my wife on my settee
If you win a cup at Wem-ber-ley”
- Man City fans to the tune of 'Lord of the Dance'"It's neat,
It's weird,
It's Rafa's goatee beard!"
- Liverpool fans to the tune of 'He's here, he's there...'"Jim Bullard, Bullard,
He's better than Steve Gerrard,
He's thinner than Frank Lampard,
Jim Bullard, Bullard!”
- Fulham fans to the tune of 'Que Sera Sera'"Woah-oh, we're halfway there!
Woah-oh, Aliadiere!”
- Boro fans to the tune of 'Living on a Prayer'Bargain of the season
Roque Santa Cruz (Blackburn)
Phil Jagielka (Everton)
Elano (Manchester City)
Kenwyne Jones (Sunderland)Special Award for Man Love
Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester United)
Wayne Rooney (Manchester United)
Robbie Keane (Tottenham Hotspur)
William Gallas (Arsenal)Rising Star of the season
Ashley Young (Aston Villa)
Gabriel Agbonlahor (Aston Villa)
Anderson (Manchester United)
Joe Hart (Manchester City)Fans of the season
Derby County
Southampton
Wrexham
EnglandGoal of the season
Cristiano Ronaldo – Man. United (v Portsmouth, Jan 30)
Daryl Murphy – Sunderland (v Wigan, Feb 8)
Emmanuel Adebayor – Arsenal (v Spurs, Sept 15, 2007)
Fernando Torres – Liverpool (vs Boro, Jan 1)Bravery Award
John Terry (Chelsea)
Eduardo da Silva (Arsenal)
Richard Dunne (Manchester City)
Steven Gerrard (Liverpool)Hero of the Season
Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester United)
Fernando Torres (Liverpool)
Cesc Fabregas (Arsenal)
Robbie Keane (Tottenham Hotspur)Most WKD Goal celebration
Nani (Manchester United)
Tim Cahill (Everton)
Robbie Keane (Spurs)
Benjani Mwaruwari (Manchester City)Team of the Season
Everton
Portsmouth
Barnsley
Bristol CityPundit of the Season
Chris Kamara
Andy Gray
Alan Hansen
Alan ShearerSPL Player of the Season Aiden McGeady (Celtic)
Scott McDonald (Celtic)
Barry Ferguson (Rangers)
Kris Boyd (Rangers)Gaffer of the season
David Moyes (Everton)
Martin O'Neill (Aston Villa)
Harry Redknapp (Portsmouth)
Juande Ramos (Tottenham Hotspur) -
well, im missing adebayor hairstyle. now looks weird