Football WAG & Funny Pictures Album
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'Where's Toldo? The Manchester City spending continued through January,' chortles the Photoshop-skilled Andy Smith
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'Little pea has a little pee.' Rob Moline lowers the tone rather quickly
'Premier League defences are going to have their plates full with Chicharito this season,' puns Matt Pearson
'Javier is a happy boy on his first day of Premier League,' reports Brian Corcoran
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'Villa's French Connection was hoping to stay in fashion for more than one season,
'Don't worry, Inspector Houllier has managed to find the villains,' parps Paul Berry
'Here's Gerry!' Brad and Steve's Scouse nightmare comes back to haunt them at Villa,' predicts the master of horror's John Paul Barry
'Gérard and Michael look forward to a nostalgic encounter full of adventures.' The mysterious François submitted four entries but we only had space for one. Sorry
'A new era deserves a new club badge' – Phil Brown is not expecting great things from Gérard
'Star Wars Episode VI: Return of Jabba the Hou' – Richard Boothroyd has been giving his Jabba figure the Photoshop treatment
'Hop on board Gérard's magic roundabout. Turns a corner every week,' titters Tom Nycz-Losi -
Facing up to reality: Hodgson has endured a tough start to life at Anfield
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‘Looking for a career move, Ryan fell at the first hurdle,' says James Harvey
“Never has a player typed so much crap,” chuckles Jason Froggett as he references the most boring story ever told on Twitter.
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Originally posted by gunner77:
Hahaha... I like this one... Remind me of a Hong Kong card game movie Stephen Chow acted in... lol. -
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'I'm king of a sinking ship' – Paul Berry can see disaster looming
'The golden era was down to two things alone – taches and fros. Kenny resorts to drastic measures to return the reds to their former glories' Jason Froggett dreams of a team of large hair
'KENNY is living proof that in sewage, like life, the best will always rise to the top,' titters John Barry
'The Lord said "Come forth ... "Fourth?" said Kenny, "I settle for avoiding relegation!" John Barry has us chortling
'King Kenny is not too impressed with the citizens of never-never-walk-alone land,' chuckles Lorcan Fox
'Oh no, they killed Kenny!' – Al Balmer blames it on Blackpool
Jason Froggett shakes his head and gives us this nugget: 'Some sequels just shouldn't happen'
Tim Daly is obviously a South Park fan. 'Liverpool's senior players are all looking pretty guilty, especially Stevie G who's been staying up late and listening to Phil Collins now he's got a couple of weeks off'
'The Liverpool family experience the ecstasy of the Second Coming,' trumpets Pascal Hervey from on high
'King Kenny takes Roy out of the frying pan and into the flame-grilled whopper,' sizzles Kazimierz Kapusniak
Kenny Dog-Leash assures senior players he can handle Luis Suárez should he sign for Liverpool
'You know the song: I can be your hero, baby / I can kiss away the pain / I will stand by you forever / You can take my breath away.' Douglas Fenech's splendid effort makes us rather emotional
'Kenny studied hard to get his tactics right but were they out of date?' asks Brian Corcoran
'The 80s were a glorious era for Liverpool. Perhaps time travel is the latest plan to resurrect those golden days,' sniggers Benji Inwood
Torres leaving the 'sinking ship' – Paul Berry can see disaster looming
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Fractious: Jack Wilshere 'clashed' with Dean Whitehead...
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'Sir Alex Ferguson's new poster makes it official: he's better than us,' chortles Russ Gable
Here's Tom Gould: 'In a land far, far, away ...'
Matt Bathouse has provided his own captions so we don't have to
'Fergie’s choice of site manager for the trophy room extension project raised a few eyebrows,' sniggers Steve Fuller -
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'Sir Alex decided his ageing team needs some Young blood,' says Alun Hewinson, although we think it's probably a bit late to hope for a Paul Scholes comeback
Jason Frogett's effort needs no explanation
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Blackburn Rovers captain Ryan Nelsen in serious fowl play!
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The Gallery: Edin Dzeko
This week's winner is Roy Boujaoude, who gets a copy of Clough & Revie. Second prize, Senna Versus Prost, goes to Andrew Emmerson.
'The new apple of City's eye,' cackles Chris Reilly
The builders got Mohamed Al-Fayed's instructions wrong when he asked for a statue of 'Jacko'. Roy Boujaoude, we thank you
'Move over Carlos, there's a new frontman in town,' says Jeff Gallagher
Stefan Meyer was impressed by Edin's smash and grab raid on Spurs
'Because of the similarity in design, Edin can secretly wear his favourite club's jersey at away games this season,' reports Koichiro Yamamura
Paddy O'Gorman has been reading back issues of the Bash Street Kids
'Edin was signed from Wolfsburg, so was the natural successor to the Wolf man's shirt in City's epic squad,' chuckles Mike Taylor
Carlos Tevez is definitely the neglected child in Andrew Emmerson's effort
'The best team oil money can buy finally got good,' gasps Chris Peterson
Here's Andrew Booth: 'Rising like a phoenix from the ashes of the perfectly normal six-month bedding in period that footballers are for some reason no longer allowed to have'
'Roberto Mancini has had enough of petulant strikers sabotaging his plans,' announces Joe Milam -
All bow to this forum... Thousand... thousand years...
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The Gallery: André Villas-Boas
This week's winner is Lee Van Baaren, who gets a copy of Scholes: My Story. Second prize, The Good, The Mad and The Ugly: The Andy Morrison story, goes to Jason Frogett.
Now send your takes on Adel Taarabt to [email protected] by 12pm on Monday 7 November as a jpeg or gif complete with a CAPTION. Anybody who forgets will be forced to play alongside Jonny Evans
'You were the Chosen One!' roars Jordan Ahmadzadeh. 'It was said that you would destroy the Galácticos, not join them! Bring balance to football, not leave it in darkness!'
'Same man, same beliefs, same enemies,' begins Graham Harris. 'Just a different face … How much time does he have in his quest for the European Cup, before he regenerates again?'
'Roman got a new puppet for his show,' toots Faez Hassan
'Whilst the Dark Knight is battling the Spanish, will the Boy Wonder be able to save the Blues' season?' wonders Jason Frogett
'Hair wax on, hair wax off and NEVER miss an opportunity to blame a Chelsea defeat on a global conspiracy!' chuckles Niel Butler
'Since day one, AVB sounded too much like AVP,' chuckles Anthony Salisbury
Somebody had to do it, and that somebody is Achille Rossini
Lee Van Baaren notices that our subject is a fan of the squat -
JUST FANCY THAT ... Lescott and Van Persie as Superheroes -
