7-year-old challenges court ruling

• Kuali Baba

  20 Oct 08, 23:20

  A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a London courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

  The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

  The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

  After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

  After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to Tottenham Hotspur Football Club, whom the boy firmly believes are incapable of beating anyone.

• Agenda

  20 Oct 08, 23:21

  lol wtf?

• purpledragon84

  20 Oct 08, 23:22

  he just wants to go there thats all.. lol..

  so tottenham is now attacking the nanny market? haha..

• caleb_chiang

  20 Oct 08, 23:23

  is this a joke?

• Kuali Baba

  20 Oct 08, 23:24

  Of course it is. 

• charlize

  20 Oct 08, 23:25

  Fuck, you all don't get the joke.

   

  Tottenham - incapable of beating anyone.

   

  Bunch of douchbags.

• hiphop2009

  20 Oct 08, 23:26

  should be in the joke forum

  and no wonder they are at the bottom of the league.

  LOL.

• purpledragon84

  20 Oct 08, 23:31

  oh wtf

  lol..

  im pwned..

• 798

  20 Oct 08, 23:36

  When Robbie Keane left wolves, they got relegated.
  When Robbie Keane left Coventry, they got relegated.
  When Robbie Keane left Leeds, they got relegated.
  When Robbie Keane left Spurs, ............
• gunner77

  20 Oct 08, 23:53

  ohh

• dinky1409

  20 Oct 08, 23:55

  Originally posted by 798:

  When Robbie Keane left wolves, they got relegated.
  When Robbie Keane left Coventry, they got relegated.
  When Robbie Keane left Leeds, they got relegated.
  When Robbie Keane left Spurs, ............

  .LOLs.. So Liverpool...... Mmmm.. LOLs

• xXBlack_RebelXx

  20 Oct 08, 23:58

  smart stuff. I got pawned.

• Chris88110

  21 Oct 08, 20:51

  In other words, he's a jinx. I hope he leaves liverpool soon. Then they'll get relegated And given his past few performances i think thats gonna be soonr than later

• sand king

  21 Oct 08, 20:58

  HAHAHA I LIKE THIS JOKE!