Fake Cristiano Ronaldo tricks girls into bedding Ron
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Fake Cristiano Ronaldo tricks girls into bed
5 girls fall for Ronaldo's swarthy looks and accent; Then find he's lookalike Jaime.. from Eastbourne!
Ronaldo and his look-a-like Jaime Wright.
Crafty Jaime Wright regularly scores with girls - by pretending to be soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. It's not too difficult because dark-haired Jaime, 21, is a professional lookalike of the 23-year-old Manchester United ace.
But the wrong Ron improves his scoreline by... Faking a Portuguese accent to sound like Ronaldo. Chatting to starstruck girls about "old mates" like David Beckham. Whisking them back to top hotels that the real Ron would stay in.
"When I go to do a job as a lookalike I often stay in fancy hotels. "One time I was in the Hilton in London and I took a girl back there who thought I was Ronaldo. The hotel puts your initials on the soap and for some reason they had put CR so that helped."
And when he has to take them back to his flat in Eastbourne he tells them it is the holiday pad of Madeiran born Ronaldo. Jaime added: "It's quite a nice flat so it's easy to say."
Jaime said: "I was in a club in Manchester and these three girls just came up and said 'You are Ronaldo'. I didn't say that I was and I didn't say that I wasn't. We went back to a hotel and had a great night.
"I tell them they are very beautiful in Portuguese and I sometimes put the accent on as well. But often girls don't really think about it as they are so convinced I'm him by the way I look. When they ask me questions as if I am Ronaldo it is always easy things like 'When did you come to Manchester?' or 'Were you there when David Beckham was there?' "They also tell me what they want to do to me sexually.
"Some of the girls haven't realised I am not the real deal until the next morning. "I just say to them, 'I've got something to tell you'. Luckily they always find it funny."
Really?!?! Girls actually find being tricked into sex funny.
The real Ronny...
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so song lol..haha
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wah song song
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Jaime said: "I was in a club in Manchester and these three girls just came up and said 'You are Ronaldo'. I didn't say that I was and I didn't say that I wasn't. We went back to a hotel and had a great night.
OMGWTFBBQFISHHEADSOTONG? lucky sonofabitch.. 3 girls woohoo! lawls.. we went back to a hotel and had a great night hahahaha.. awesomeness..
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just hope that he don't get aids
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he and others like hikm maybe the cause of those rapes allegations. .
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But to be fair, he does look quite like Ronny and i bet the lights in the club made him look more like Ron... Well, I really wonder how the girls felt in the morning when they found out he was not the real deal... I think in some cases, he may even not been honest also and they left thinking they have just bed Ronny... lol
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This is what happen if you are: 180cm tall, 36 DD, and BLONDE.
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huh? alike meh? beside the hair, i don see anything that looks alike -.-
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where got lookalike?
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Originally posted by sand king:
This is what happen if you are: 180cm tall, 36 DD, and BLONDE.
LOL
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ya and increasing his aids potential along the way too... 3 cheers for his potential
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Wlau. Liddat also can sia.