Are you an aspiring coach who looks to get the best out of your
charges? Have you been frustrated by that one kid who just doesn't seem
to get it? Are you at you wit's end because you don't know what to do?
Perhaps you need to sign up for Roberto Fernandes' patented two-step
process for getting the most out of a player.
Step 1: Put that kid in a dress.
Step 2: Profit!
Heck, there's not even a "???" step. Step 1 causes Step 2 immediately. Let's see something else on the internet do that.
ONTD has been nice enough to bring such a process to our attention.
Fernandes
is the manager of Figueirense, who currently play in the second
national tier of Brazilian football. The player in the picture above is
Jairo, 21 year old central defender. As the story goes, Fernanades was
extremely frustrated with Jairo's play, so he put Jairo in the
skimpy/sassy top. Jairo's reponse was empahatic and immediate. In the
manager's words, Jairo gave one of the team's top performances next
match.
So, let this be a lesson to aspiring coaches everywhere.
If you can't get through to little Jimmy with words, try embarrassment.
As long as it is not your kid, and you are not responsible for future
psychiatric bills, what do you really have to lose?