Arsenal Fans Produce Emmanuel Adebayor Brochure

• zocoss

  8 Jul 09, 21:36

   

  Emmanuel Adebayor for sale - in Arsenal fans' cheeky Michael Owen-style brochure

   

  

  Arsenal fans have launched their own Owen-style brochure - in a desperate attempt to sell Emmanuel Adebayor.

   

  Gunners fans are having fun at the expense of Ade...

  The six-page online magazine pokes fun at Adebayor, who is public enemy No.1 among Arsenal fans. The Gooners have fallen out of love with their striker and have copied Owen's sales plug, which may or may not have secured Owen his shock move to Manchester United.

  But while Owen's agents, the Wasserman Media Group, and their brochure grabbed Sir Alex Ferguson's attention, the Arseblog website's dossier is unlikely to attract potential buyers.

  The website jokingly describes Adebayor as "much better than Marlon Harewood and Mido put together" as well as having a "chance-togoal ratio of 0.0045, bettered by only 453 players last year."

  It also says that "scientists have proved that Adebayor + wages + bonus + monogrammed car seats = goals." It says that he is friends with Kate Lawler from Big Brother, Susan Boyle, Hugh Grant and Emmanuel Eboue.

  It describes him as "definitely not lazy, never late for training" and "investment in Emmanuel Adebayor could prove vital for your football club".

  The Togo star became unpopular with Arsenal fans last summer after publicly admitting he was ready to leave and that led to him being jeered at the start of the season.

• Merczrox

  8 Jul 09, 21:40

  wtf is wrong with the Arsenal fans?Are they out of their minds?Even though they hate him,this is way too much.He is one of the best players for Arsenal.Without him all,Arsenal would be dead.Arsenal really need to keep their best players such as Adebayor,Fabregas and Persie instead of letting them go.

• zocoss

  8 Jul 09, 21:43

  I think its not about him being good or bad, but just not loyal in their eyes when he suddenly became a star...

• omgukilledkenny

  8 Jul 09, 23:02

  

• sand king

  8 Jul 09, 23:50

  Ronaldo didn't need a brochure. *Pun intended*

• omgukilledkenny

  9 Jul 09, 02:19

  6 Page Brochure.

• duanyuqiao

  9 Jul 09, 02:47

  

• MaNyZeR

  9 Jul 09, 09:37

  he wears the number 25 shirt in memory of his idol kanu who died in 2007...

  na bei... kanu is not dead what... still playing last season for portsmouth...

  and yes... the reason arsenal fans hate him (me included) is because he thinks he is a top player, he thinks arsenal cannot do without him, he flirts openly with milan and barca, he earns big money at 80k/wk but then does not produce the goods, he is not a loyal fellow, he is lazy, he does not fun back to defend, he shows no more fight in his game, he parties, he cant shoots, his shot to goal ratio sucks and lastly, he thought he is bigger than the club (goal celebration with his hands wide open showing the fans, and then keep nodding his head in an arrogant way that implies "i am the man, you guys cant do without me".

  The main reason why arsenal fans hate him is because, in the man utd CL semi final, he was fucking lazy for the 2 matches. That is it.. enough is enough, sell him away please even if its only 15million... or 12 million..

• Ah@Quan

  9 Jul 09, 09:44

  Wow.. players are becoming headlines for brochures Next time might see Bendther in a brochure?

• ViNnO

  9 Jul 09, 10:35

  Sia la, the brochure so style.

• AEW5001

  9 Jul 09, 12:36

  

• the Bear

  9 Jul 09, 12:41

  but really.. he's not very good, he behaves like the whole club revolves around him..

  strangely, Wenger values him a lot.. or could be a ruse to up the price and then offload him for a hefty profit? 

• Paradise Lost

  9 Jul 09, 15:21

  Wow nice brochure. Looks really professional.

• marcteng

  9 Jul 09, 18:03

  this fellow is perceived as a money grubber and no loyalty, whether that is true or not, is the perception of the arsenal fans.