Euro 2012 Paraphernalia
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Euro 2012: worst haircuts XI
The worst haircuts of the 2012 European Championships
Goalkeeper: Tim Krul (Netherlands)
Style: Buoyant curtains
Last seen: On Goran Ivanisevic, some time around 2005
Defender: Simon Kjaer (Denmark)
Style: Blonde, swept back under a headband.
Last seen: On Bjorn Borg
Defender: Fabio Coentrao (Portugal)
Style: Blonde highlighted mullet
Last seen: In the 1980s
Defender: Federico Balzaretti (Italy)
Style: Long, curly swoosh
Last seen: Fighting orcs in Middle Earth
Defender: Philip Mexes (France)
Style: Perky ponytail
Last seen: Most 10-year-old girls
Midfield: Anitoliy Tymoshchuk (Ukraine)
Style: Curtains tucked behind the ears
Last seen: At least once in every 90s boyband
Central midfield: Petr Jiracek (Czech Republic)
Style: Long, flowing down to the shoulders
Last seen: Attached to a rail over the shower
Midfield: Mario Balotelli (Italy)
Style: Blonde strip
Last seen: As a tail on a knitted toy cat
Striker: Wayne Rooney (England)
Style: Coiffured on top, short, very short, back and sides
Last seen: On top of Donald Trump's head
Striker: Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Sweden)
Style: Ponytail, looped and clipped onto neck resulting in a bobble and a tuft of hair
Last seen: As a soap dispenser in a toilet
Striker: Giorgios Samaras (Greece)
Style: Shoulder length, matted and a bit greasy
Last seen: Replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men
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Bow to these Germany fans
A Germany fan with his hair painted in the pattern of a football, stands in front of the Palace of Culture in Warsaw ahead of his country's semi-final clash against Italy
A house is wrapped in German flags in Frankenthal, southwestern Germany. Football fan Dennis Rheinhardt has decorated his family's house with more than 200 flags, pennants and garlands in the colors of Germany to support the team -
Italian newspaper regrets Mario Balotelli as King Kong cartoon, but doesn’t really apologize
The cartoonist, Valerio Marini, was trying to project the image of Balotelli dominating England during the quarter‑final in Kiev on Sunday, when Roy Hodgson's team lost on penalties. Gazzetta, Italy's largest-selling sport newspaper, has accepted, however, that the cartoon "maybe wasn't the cartoonist's best work".
"In these times we need to show greater moderation, caution and good taste but we have always fought against racism, and condemned booing against Balotelli as unacceptable."
So even people who aren't deliberately being racist towards Mario Balotelli are still being racist towards Mario Balotelli. It shows the depth of crap this 21-year-old has to deal with and, depending on how forgiving you are, it might be reason enough to overlook some of his more erratic behavior and actions. But despite all this, Mario keeps scoring goals and he still smiles a lot more than many others would in his situation.
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Super Mario can't drink? But surely he can score!
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French Porn Star Virginie Caprice Paints Euro 2012 Final Spain-Italy Prediction On Her Naked Body
She’s at it again!
The delightful Miss Caprice had made a few more predictions during Euro 2012 and we are fairly certain you would want to see them.
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Spain crowned Kings of Europe
KIEV, UKRAINE - JULY 01: Captain Iker Casillas of Spain lifts the trophy after victory during the UEFA EURO 2012 final match between Spain and Italy at the Olympic Stadium on July 1, 2012 in Kiev, Ukraine
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Celebration Times In Spain!
Heroes' welcome for Spanish footballers
