In the first of the conspiracy lectures by the Hippie Order, I, PointBlue, am pleased to kickstart a series of hippie theories that our loving members believe to be true. So, let me welcome all hippies to the Tan Koon Yan Conspiracy Lecture 1
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Today's Theme:
Fem-botshttp://www.pinktentacle.com/2006/10/actroid-der2-fembot-loves-hello-kitty/What are fem-bots? For the uninitiated, they are simply known as female robots that imitate real humans and hippies. These fem-bots, such as that shown above, are claimed to provide a business service to customers to entertain, impress and discuss about. Inventors claim it as a mark of human truimph, and herald it as a technological marvel.
But wait, my fellow hippies, for a nefarious purpose lies deep underneath this sheen of delightfulness over a robot. As we blindly construct these devices of death, we are inviting war onto our lands! Why do I say this, my fellow hippies? Here is the proof!
It is too easy to see why robots are evil warriors. But whose fault is it, my fellow hippies? Why are the robots armed and dangerous in the first place? I say this, my friends, it is the fault of the government! They are the one who encourage such research of robots, and betray their fellow man. In fact, it is safe to say that the government
ARE robots, as shown in this link:
http://www.kryogenix.org/days/2003/03/28/alreadyFem-bots like the Actroid DER2 are not as nice as they look. Remember the Truth, as Gandhi once said: "It is the laws of Love that rules Mankind." These robots seek to corrupt Truth! We, the peace-loving hippies of the Hippie Order, must now protest loudly to the robot government and their robot minions, with the signs below:
and together, we will MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR!
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