Originally posted by rlsh07:
really?
Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" Of course he can't shoot out of his finger. The German died of fright.
Originally posted by GeorgeBest:Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" Of course he can't shoot out of his finger. The German died of fright.
hi ppl
Originally posted by rlsh07:hihi
u rawk
Originally posted by jayh272416:u rawk
YOOO!
Originally posted by gunner77:YOOO!
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Originally posted by rlsh07:
hihi
finally monday is over!
Hello ![]()
yoyo
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
sianz exams coming thermometer need bring wala0
today the whole poly did screening
Originally posted by GeorgeBest:Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
Originally posted by rlsh07:
huh?
its called random
Lolx so fast?
Erm Wad about IP Man skills?
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
So who the killer?
Originally posted by Scania N113CRB l0v3r:So who the killer?
wing hung
so sleeeppppppy
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
i don care about chuck norris
Originally posted by GeorgeBest:Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.