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pruss wan~~~
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Originally posted by rlsh07:
really? are you the devil's son?There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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Originally posted by GeorgeBest:
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
so wat does it look like? -
u guys not sleepy?
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Bruce Lee VS Chuck Norris
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Originally posted by rlsh07:
so wat does it look like?One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
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Originally posted by GeorgeBest:
One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
i'm not familiar with the term actually -
LOL
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Geogre Best
Go Back Man Utd la
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LOL
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where is lifelikedrama?
long time no see him
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erm in Bus forums
Pele VS Madonna
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Originally posted by gunner77:
where is lifelikedrama?
long time no see him
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Originally posted by rlsh07:
i'm not familiar with the term actuallyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jupiter
Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
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Originally posted by GeorgeBest:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jupiter
Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
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Originally posted by GeorgeBest:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jupiter
Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
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Originally posted by rlsh07:
i see see. so u are chuck norris?
He George Best See the name
but i see he veri hardcore lover of Chuck Norris
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Originally posted by rlsh07:
maybe having exams. is this the guy who is primary six?
no laanother guy
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They once tried to carve Chuck Norris’ face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t hard enough for his beard.
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Originally posted by gunner77:
where is lifelikedrama?
long time no see him
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Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, “I believe… I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride.” Arnie says, “I believe… that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements.” God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, “I believe… you are sitting in my seat.”
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Fck u say my hero Arnold Die
He a Terminator la how he die
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Originally posted by Scania N113CRB l0v3r:
Fck u say my hero Arnold Die
He a Terminator la how he die
and he kick the Norris AssChuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Originally posted by GeorgeBest:
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Originally posted by rlsh07:
hmm... how do u strangle someone with a cordless phone?Only Chuck Norris can do that.
Chuck Norris’s right ball is bigger than his left ball and his left ball is bigger than his right ball.