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• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  4 May 09, 22:35

  Originally posted by GeorgeBest:

  Only Chuck Norris can do that.

  Chuck Norris’s right ball is bigger than his left ball and his left ball is bigger than his right ball.

  
  Be4 he can do that a shot gun bullet from Terminator , he die

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  4 May 09, 22:37

  Bye See u all 2moro

• GeorgeBest

  4 May 09, 22:41

  Originally posted by Scania N113CRB l0v3r:

  
  Be4 he can do that a shot gun bullet from Terminator , he die

  Chuck Norris’ dick is so big, it has it’s own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

• rlsh07

  4 May 09, 22:42

  Originally posted by GeorgeBest:

  Chuck Norris’ dick is so big, it has it’s own dick, and that dick is still bigger than yours.

  
  how would you know?
• GeorgeBest

  4 May 09, 22:43

  Originally posted by rlsh07:

  
  how would you know?

  The pen may be mightier than the sword but it’s no match for Chuck Norris’ penis.

• rlsh07

  4 May 09, 22:43

  Originally posted by GeorgeBest:

  The pen may be mightier than the sword but it’s no match for Chuck Norris’ penis.

  
  you really do like chuck norris a lot ar?
• GeorgeBest

  4 May 09, 22:46

  Originally posted by rlsh07:

  
  you really do like chuck norris a lot ar?

  Chuck Norris appears in your family tree at least thrice.

• rlsh07

  4 May 09, 22:47

  Originally posted by GeorgeBest:

  Chuck Norris appears in your family tree at least thrice.

  
  as in?
• GeorgeBest

  4 May 09, 22:50

  Originally posted by rlsh07:

  
  as in?

  If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

• rlsh07

  4 May 09, 22:50

  Originally posted by GeorgeBest:

  If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

  
  why is that?
• GeorgeBest

  4 May 09, 22:52

  Originally posted by rlsh07:

  
  why is that?

  Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

• rlsh07

  4 May 09, 22:54

  Originally posted by GeorgeBest:

  Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

  
  so you are a very poisonous person?
• GeorgeBest

  4 May 09, 22:55

  Originally posted by rlsh07:

  
  so you are a very poisonous person?

  If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.

• rlsh07

  4 May 09, 22:56

  Originally posted by GeorgeBest:

  If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.

  
  hm.. i have no sister though
• GeorgeBest

  4 May 09, 22:57

  Originally posted by rlsh07:

  
  hm.. i have no sister though

  In that case, if you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging you.

• rlsh07

  4 May 09, 22:59

  Originally posted by GeorgeBest:

  In that case, if you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging you.

  
  i dun think so. i think he will be banging you on the head instead
• GeorgeBest

  4 May 09, 22:59

  Originally posted by rlsh07:

  
  i dun think so. i think he will be banging you on the head instead

  Do you wished to be banged?

• rlsh07

  4 May 09, 23:02

  Originally posted by GeorgeBest:

  Do you wished to be banged?

  
  wat is the meaning of being banged?
• GeorgeBest

  4 May 09, 23:04

  Originally posted by rlsh07:

  
  wat is the meaning of being banged?

  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=banged

• rlsh07

  4 May 09, 23:05

  Originally posted by GeorgeBest:

  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=banged

  
  i rather not.
• GeorgeBest

  4 May 09, 23:06

  Originally posted by rlsh07:

  
  i rather not.

  Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.

  Chuck wants to hear you moan, rlsh07.

• rlsh07

  4 May 09, 23:08

  Originally posted by GeorgeBest:

  Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.

  Chuck wants to hear you moan, rlsh07.

  
  fat chance. in your next life maybe
• GeorgeBest

  4 May 09, 23:08

  Originally posted by rlsh07:

  
  fat chance. in your next life maybe

  Would you like 6 feet of fun from Chuck?

• rlsh07

  4 May 09, 23:09

  Originally posted by GeorgeBest:

  Would you like 6 feet of fun from Chuck?

  
  not really actually. save it for yourself
• GeorgeBest

  4 May 09, 23:13

  Originally posted by rlsh07:

  
  not really actually. save it for yourself

  If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.