Originally posted by GeorgeBest:If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once challanged Lance Armstring in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won... by five.
Originally posted by GeorgeBest:Chuck Norris once challanged Lance Armstring in a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won... by five.
Originally posted by rlsh07:
that's not human i think
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Originally posted by GeorgeBest:When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Originally posted by rlsh07:
why?
Chuck Norris can beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Originally posted by GeorgeBest:Chuck Norris can beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Originally posted by rlsh07:
right? like how?
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
WTF? I recieved a pm that my spamming is being reported to FireIce? Who the fuck is FireIce?
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Originally posted by GeorgeBest:When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
and he has to endure the pain later ?
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack, his heart lost.
Originally posted by GeorgeBest:WTF? I recieved a pm that my spamming is being reported to FireIce? Who the fuck is FireIce?
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
i did not report you though. you are very entertaining so far.
Originally posted by rlsh07:i did not report you though. you are very entertaining so far.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Originally posted by GeorgeBest:Chuck Norris once had a heart attack, his heart lost.
then how can he still live then?
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wtf is all this chuck norris shit
Ya He hardcore Chuck Norris lover?
Yo
*drives in
Horn at AEW
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Scania CRB leh
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reverse back and wait for it to go
Where that Geogre Best
dead.