got this email from my fren oday. lol
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up otherwise you will be in trouble.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the F1 before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It ! or challenge it , otherwise world war 3 might start.
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. If you continue to talk more , be expect to get shit so don’t talk further and control yourself.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F—YOU ! so be careful and don’t ever agitate her !
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Honey, do you love me (i need to buy something)
Honey, do you really love me (i want to buy something Expensive)
Honey, do you realy really love me ( I want to buy something VERY Expensive)
dear dear, that earing very pretty. (Buy me that earing or u sleep the floor Tonight)
This is nice, i like the 5 minutes.
when i say 5 mins, i mean 300sec
not more, not less
my 5 mins.. is 1 hr lei... hahaha~
hahaha! the 5 minutes one quite accurate.
just goes to show that most woman cant do math.....
if they gona take 30min.... why dun just say 30min?
Women use their emotions to have a perception of time.....which in reality it translates to a longer time in the real world
so that's why they dun say 30 mins
Originally posted by rlsh07:got this email from my fren oday. lol
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up otherwise you will be in trouble.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the F1 before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It ! or challenge it , otherwise world war 3 might start.
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. If you continue to talk more , be expect to get shit so don’t talk further and control yourself.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F—YOU ! so be careful and don’t ever agitate her !
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
sigh!
Originally posted by rlsh07:got this email from my fren oday. lol
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up otherwise you will be in trouble.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the F1 before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It ! or challenge it , otherwise world war 3 might start.
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. If you continue to talk more , be expect to get shit so don’t talk further and control yourself.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F—YOU ! so be careful and don’t ever agitate her !
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
FINE, if you want to make fun of women by posting this.
I'll give you FIVE MINUTES to think about what you have done wrong.
NOTHING? You don't think you have done anything wrong?
Haiz (LOUD SIGH)
THAT'S OKAY.
THANKS a lot, you just made my day.
WHATEVER.
I am okay, really. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT.
Really.