10 Best Things About Being Single
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Singles often feel left out in our couple-driven society. Whenever you're tempted to feel down because of your singularity, remember these reasons why flying solo can be the best way to go:
1. You can make last-minute plans with your friends and stay out all night if you want.
2. You can lie on both sides of your bed and have all the covers to yourself.
3. You can flirt with the opposite sex without someone saying, " Who are you looking at? "
4. You can make your own decisions.
5. You don't have to remember your significant other's birthday or anniversary.
6. You have no one to clean up after.
7. You can leave the toilet seat permanently up if you're a man, or permanently down if you're a woman.
8. You can make a list of things you always wanted to do...and actually do them.
9. You can listen to your favorite radio station in the car.
10. You can actually hold on to the remote control. -
great way to console
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You only need to satisfy yourself during sex.
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Originally posted by Coldie33:Singles often feel left out in our couple-driven society. Whenever you're tempted to feel down because of your singularity, remember these reasons why flying solo can be the best way to go:
1. You can make last-minute plans with your friends and stay out all night if you want.
2. You can lie on both sides of your bed and have all the covers to yourself.
3. You can flirt with the opposite sex without someone saying, " Who are you looking at? "
4. You can make your own decisions.
5. You don't have to remember your significant other's birthday or anniversary.
6. You have no one to clean up after.
7. You can leave the toilet seat permanently up if you're a man, or permanently down if you're a woman.
8. You can make a list of things you always wanted to do...and actually do them.
9. You can listen to your favorite radio station in the car.
10. You can actually hold on to the remote control.
11. You can actually play game alone -
TOP 3 best things about being not single
1. Got people blow you every day
2. Got people blow you every day
3. Got people blow you every day -
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Originally posted by Coldie33:Singles often feel left out in our couple-driven society. Whenever you're tempted to feel down because of your singularity, remember these reasons why flying solo can be the best way to go:
1. You can make last-minute plans with your friends and stay out all night if you want.
I don't go out much with my friends
2. You can lie on both sides of your bed and have all the covers to yourself.
Yeah sure, when I didn't bring home drunk girls that is
4. You can make your own decisions.
Sure....
5. You don't have to remember your significant other's birthday or anniversary.
But I have to remember my mom's
6. You have no one to clean up after.
No one to clean up my mess either
7. You can leave the toilet seat permanently up if you're a man, or permanently down if you're a woman.
Cool....
8. You can make a list of things you always wanted to do...and actually do them.
I've always wanted to buy a car. But my bank account says otherwise.....
9. You can listen to your favorite radio station in the car.
Hmmm... Did I mention I don't have a car?
10. You can actually hold on to the remote control.
Yes, but for most part my life revolves around the computer. -
quote:Originally posted by Coldie33:
Singles often feel left out in our couple-driven society. Whenever you're tempted to feel down because of your singularity, remember these reasons why flying solo can be the best way to go:
1. You can make last-minute plans with your friends and stay out all night if you want.
I don't go out much with my friends
2. You can lie on both sides of your bed and have all the covers to yourself.
Yeah sure, when I didn't bring home drunk girls that is
4. You can make your own decisions.
Sure....
5. You don't have to remember your significant other's birthday or anniversary.
But I have to remember my mom's
6. You have no one to clean up after.
No one to clean up my mess either
7. You can leave the toilet seat permanently up if you're a man, or permanently down if you're a woman.
Cool....
8. You can make a list of things you always wanted to do...and actually do them.
I've always wanted to buy a car. But my bank account says otherwise.....
9. You can listen to your favorite radio station in the car.
Hmmm... Did I mention I don't have a car?
10. You can actually hold on to the remote control.
Yes, but for most part my life revolves around the computer.
Ten worse things on being single. -
i guess being single isn't all that bad huh..Originally posted by Coldie33:Singles often feel left out in our couple-driven society. Whenever you're tempted to feel down because of your singularity, remember these reasons why flying solo can be the best way to go:
1. You can make last-minute plans with your friends and stay out all night if you want.
2. You can lie on both sides of your bed and have all the covers to yourself.
3. You can flirt with the opposite sex without someone saying, " Who are you looking at? "
4. You can make your own decisions.
5. You don't have to remember your significant other's birthday or anniversary.
6. You have no one to clean up after.
7. You can leave the toilet seat permanently up if you're a man, or permanently down if you're a woman.
8. You can make a list of things you always wanted to do...and actually do them.
9. You can listen to your favorite radio station in the car.
10. You can actually hold on to the remote control.
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not true..Originally posted by smartboy4:TOP 3 best things about being not single
1. Got people blow you every day
2. Got people blow you every day
3. Got people blow you every day
u can be single and still get blown... -
got gf feeling ma, people write FR like that one
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Do horse stance when you stomachache?Originally posted by Coldie33:7. You can leave the toilet seat permanently up if you're a man, or permanently down if you're a woman. -
seen as retorts seem to be the trend...
1. You can make last-minute plans with your friends and stay out all night if you want.
My gf's my best friend...
2. You can lie on both sides of your bed and have all the covers to yourself.
Yeah but covers don't hug you back
3. You can flirt with the opposite sex without someone saying, " Who are you looking at? "
No... usually the person I try to flirt with says that LOL
4. You can make your own decisions.
*shrugs* do anyway
5. You don't have to remember your significant other's birthday or anniversary.
actually... as it falls on the same day as one of my sisters I do lol
6. You have no one to clean up after.
yeah like anyone could be worse than me at making a mess lol
7. You can leave the toilet seat permanently up if you're a man, or permanently down if you're a woman.
personally I like to sit down while taking a dump...
8. You can make a list of things you always wanted to do...and actually do them.
All I wanna do is my gf...
9. You can listen to your favorite radio station in the car.
*shrugs* not got a car... we like a lot of the same music anyway
10. You can actually hold on to the remote control.
that's what they're calling it these days? i'd rather she did
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nobody blow u when ur single ??
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but also depend whether the other party want to blow for you everyday or not....Originally posted by smartboy4:TOP 3 best things about being not single
1. Got people blow you every day
2. Got people blow you every day
3. Got people blow you every day
everyday blow, he or she also sianz one...
so single still better because you can have different person blow for you everyday -
1. You can make last-minute plans with your friends and stay out all night if you want.Originally posted by Coldie33:Singles often feel left out in our couple-driven society. Whenever you're tempted to feel down because of your singularity, remember these reasons why flying solo can be the best way to go:
1. You can make last-minute plans with your friends and stay out all night if you want.
2. You can lie on both sides of your bed and have all the covers to yourself.
3. You can flirt with the opposite sex without someone saying, " Who are you looking at? "
4. You can make your own decisions.
5. You don't have to remember your significant other's birthday or anniversary.
6. You have no one to clean up after.
7. You can leave the toilet seat permanently up if you're a man, or permanently down if you're a woman.
8. You can make a list of things you always wanted to do...and actually do them.
9. You can listen to your favorite radio station in the car.
10. You can actually hold on to the remote control.
I stay at home 24/7
2. You can lie on both sides of your bed and have all the covers to yourself.
b]No double bed, only 4 poster[/b]
3. You can flirt with the opposite sex without someone saying, " Who are you looking at? "
I dont go out at all
4. You can make your own decisions.
Can,unless MUM butt in
5. You don't have to remember your significant other's birthday or anniversary.
Only Parents Bday
6. You have no one to clean up after.
I make a mess outta my room
7. You can leave the toilet seat permanently up if you're a man, or permanently down if you're a woman.
No comment
8. You can make a list of things you always wanted to do...and actually do them.
I'd always wanted to go to My Chemical Romance concert
9. You can listen to your favorite radio station in the car.
My brother butts in again.
10. You can actually hold on to the remote control.
My brother butts in again. -
Originally posted by smartboy4:TOP 3 best things about being not single
1. Got people blow you every day
The same person blows you every day
2. Got people blow you every day
The same person who dunno how to blow, blows you everyday
3. Got people blow you every day
The same person who dunno how to blow that is supposed to blow you everyday decides to stop blowing you and dun allow you to be blown by anybody else -
wtfOriginally posted by smartboy4:got gf feeling ma, people write FR like that one -
I don't agree with TS.
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Originally posted by NewAgeSensitiveBoy:TOP 3 best things about being not single
1. Got people blow you every day
The same person blows you every day
2. Got people blow you every day
The same person who dunno how to blow, blows you everyday
3. Got people blow you every day
The same person who dunno how to blow that is supposed to blow you everyday decides to stop blowing you and dun allow you to be blown by anybody else -
WHAT is the point then?Originally posted by smartboy4:TOP 3 best things about being not single
1. Got people blow you every day
2. Got people blow you every day
3. Got people blow you every day
You are just living the life of a BALLOON!!! -
Piao liang.... i pity the blower's mouth..unless its random personOriginally posted by smartboy4:TOP 3 best things about being not single
1. Got people blow you every day
2. Got people blow you every day
3. Got people blow you every day -
you forgot the financial aspects?
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1. You can make last-minute plans with your friends and stay out all night if you want.
true, but i can when i am not single too..
2. You can lie on both sides of your bed and have all the covers to yourself.
i go to the next room then...
3. You can flirt with the opposite sex without someone saying, " Who are you looking at? "
cant u see i am looking at u?
4. You can make your own decisions.
true...plus cool...
5. You don't have to remember your significant other's birthday or anniversary.
i will still remember ma...
6. You have no one to clean up after.
who will clean up the mess i made 1st...
7. You can leave the toilet seat permanently up if you're a man, or permanently down if you're a woman.
did i even care about this?
8. You can make a list of things you always wanted to do...and actually do them.
i am always doing them...
9. You can listen to your favorite radio station in the car.
i play my own music...
10. You can actually hold on to the remote control.
remote to wat?
tv?
dvd player? -
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