:: Singles Club CrapBox Number Five ::
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Originally posted by soleachip:
[b]Execution of the Happy Bunny: First & Last Chapter
The rabbit is giving off an extremely bad smell.
She dunks the rabbit in hot water (softens the fur so they pull out quite nicely).
She puts her whole hand up the rabbit's bum hole and pulls out the innards (still full of undigested carrots), the tiny red heart and brown liver, ribbed hard and orange in color.
Chops off the head off on the block, leaving a mash of blood and neck fur.
The head falls to the ground, the eyelids closed and whitening.
The rabbit's combs falling...
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yuan lai chip is so cruel de....
*munch on chip -
You're only as healthy as you feel.Originally posted by aHGer^83:yuan lai chip is so curel de....
*munch on chip
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So are u sick???Originally posted by soleachip:You're only as healthy as you feel. -
"What is happening?" the first thoughts that ran through thehappybunny's mind.
Upon seeing the sadistic countenance of a woman with a nametag declaring her name as 'soleachip', and a pot of boiling water, thehappybunny obtained his answer.
"HELP! HELP!" screamed the poor rabbit in his mind, he would have shouted, but no rabbit had ever been known to break its silence.
"Hi little rabbit! Time to die!" cackled the evil woman. Her evil smile revealed a set of filthy teeth that were obviously decaying.
The rabbit felt the heat of the water and struggled to break free...what would happen to the poor creature? -
wa... when's the next post???
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Wipes the blood on the faces of onlookers.
Holds the dead rabbit by it's long ears and stuffs the dead animal into a beer jug.
The maggots begin a wobbly migration across the laminated bar top... -
die liao lor....si soleachip cooked me
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The End
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Kentuckey Fried RabbitOriginally posted by thehappybunny:"What is happening?" the first thoughts that ran through thehappybunny's mind.
Upon seeing the sadistic countenance of a woman with a nametag declaring her name as 'soleachip', and a pot of boiling water, thehappybunny obtained his answer.
"HELP! HELP!" screamed the poor rabbit in his mind, he would have shouted, but no rabbit had ever been known to break its silence.
"Hi little rabbit! Time to die!" cackled the evil woman. Her evil smile revealed a set of filthy teeth that were obviously decaying.
The rabbit felt the heat of the water and struggled to break free...what would happen to the poor creature?
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Originally posted by GHoST_18:The End
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No but I owe 500 bucks, hence the rabbit trade.Originally posted by EarlNeo:So are u sick??? -
That's it???
Oh man.....
got sequel ?? -
::Single Club Kill the Rabbit Crapbox::
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You're a young lass, you should be at home. You should be dressed up, going out with boys, going to school, that kind of stuff. I apologise for your having witnessed the sordid culling of an animal.Originally posted by Nata|ie:That's it???
Oh man.....
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there is only a butcher here...Originally posted by aHGer^83:::Single Club Kill the Rabbit Crapbox::
The rest are buyers or bystanders -
yummy.... any now all i can think off is.....
can i have the rabbit paw for good luck charm? -
Originally posted by soleachip:You're a young lass, you should be at home. You should be dressed up, going out with boys, going to school, that kind of stuff. I apologise for your having witnessed the sordid culling of an animal.
But it was interesting...... -
Buys another rabbit and hands to solechip
"Do it again, will ya?" -
ya... no one helped the rabbit right?Originally posted by ispyyy:there is only a butcher here...
The rest are buyers or bystanders 
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the rabbit should be happy no else help in the killing of it...Originally posted by aHGer^83:ya... no one helped the rabbit right?
No contest as to who is the favourite here in SC, the rabbit or chip the cook! -
1.75 hrs to go....
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Originally posted by aHGer^83:ya... no one helped the rabbit right?
Help to eat.. -
soleachip settled comfortably in her bed. It had been a long day, and tomorrow held much more for her. She switched off the lamp, pulled the blanket over her, and fell into a deep sleep soon after.
The door creaked open, an unearthly, furry creature with exceptionally large ears and blood-red eyes peeked in. The sleeping figure gave the creature a tinge of excitement.
"Come on then! Mobilize the rest of our men! You four! You're with me."
More of the unearthly creatures disappeared down the stairs and into the open. The five figures crept into the bedroom and locked the door.
"You, stand there, you and you, by the table. You two, behind me." commanded the leader of the group.
"Right then, switch on the lights!" whispered the leader.
Once the lights came on, soleachip felt a sense of irritation as well as curiosity...she could sense an evil presence...and then she let out a blood-curdling scream.
Standing before her were 5 overgrown rabbits, standing erect as a human would, blood on their fur, and a sinister gleam in their eyes.
"Hi there. We understand that you cooked an innocent member of our kind earlier in the day. We want you to experience the pain you caused that poor creature." said the leader in a low-pitched growl.
"WHO ARE YOU?! GET OUT! NOW!" soleachip screamed.
The 5 rabbits advanced towards soleachip. Various tools of torture seemed to materialise in their paws.
A loud scream rang out, disturbing most of the neighbours. They glanced out of their windows to see what was disrupting their rest. All were rewarded with the sight of a human-like figure, red all over, with patches of skin peeled out, falling from the third storey of the house into a black pot of boiling oil situated below the bedroom window.
A loud sizzling and crackling sound was produced as the remnants of soleachip were cooked instantaneously in the pot.
The mutant rabbits roared in victory and surrounded the pot, each climbing out with a slab of flesh meat in their bloody paws.
THE END