:: Singles Club CrapBox Number Five ::
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I approve of the rabbit's funeral (you can put ABBA on) but you realise he was killed for a useless cause (ABBA fan).Originally posted by Nata|ie:Buys another rabbit and hands to solechip
"Do it again, will ya?"
Merry holidays! -
ok.... time for bed kids...
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soleachip settled comfortably in her bed. It had been a long day, and tomorrow held much more for her. She switched off the lamp, pulled the blanket over her, and fell into a deep sleep soon after.
The door creaked open, an unearthly, furry creature with exceptionally large ears and blood-red eyes peeked in. The sleeping figure gave the creature a tinge of excitement.
"Come on then! Mobilize the rest of our men! You four! You're with me."
More of the unearthly creatures disappeared down the stairs and into the open. The five figures crept into the bedroom and locked the door.
"You, stand there, you and you, by the table. You two, behind me." commanded the leader of the group.
"Right then, switch on the lights!" whispered the leader.
Once the lights came on, soleachip felt a sense of irritation as well as curiosity...she could sense an evil presence...and then she let out a blood-curdling scream.
Standing before her were 5 overgrown rabbits, standing erect as a human would, blood on their fur, and a sinister gleam in their eyes.
"Hi there. We understand that you cooked an innocent member of our kind earlier in the day. We want you to experience the pain you caused that poor creature." said the leader in a low-pitched growl.
"WHO ARE YOU?! GET OUT! NOW!" soleachip screamed.
The 5 rabbits advanced towards soleachip. Various tools of torture seemed to materialise in their paws.
A loud scream rang out, disturbing most of the neighbours. They glanced out of their windows to see what was disrupting their rest. All were rewarded with the sight of a human-like figure, red all over, with patches of skin peeled out, falling from the third storey of the house into a black pot of boiling oil situated below the bedroom window.
A loud sizzling and crackling sound was produced as the remnants of soleachip were cooked instantaneously in the pot.
The mutant rabbits roared in victory and surrounded the pot, each climbing out with a slab of flesh meat in their bloody paws.
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Originally posted by thehappybunny:
How frightening... I'm appalled.
soleachip settled comfortably in her bed. It had been a long day, and tomorrow held much more for her. She switched off the lamp, pulled the blanket over her, and fell into a deep sleep soon after.
The door creaked open, an unearthly, furry creature with exceptionally large ears and blood-red eyes peeked in. The sleeping figure gave the creature a tinge of excitement.
"Come on then! Mobilize the rest of our men! You four! You're with me."
More of the unearthly creatures disappeared down the stairs and into the open. The five figures crept into the bedroom and locked the door.
"You, stand there, you and you, by the table. You two, behind me." commanded the leader of the group.
"Right then, switch on the lights!" whispered the leader.
Once the lights came on, soleachip felt a sense of irritation as well as curiosity...she could sense an evil presence...and then she let out a blood-curdling scream.
Standing before her were 5 overgrown rabbits, standing erect as a human would, blood on their fur, and a sinister gleam in their eyes.
"Hi there. We understand that you cooked an innocent member of our kind earlier in the day. We want you to experience the pain you caused that poor creature." said the leader in a low-pitched growl.
"WHO ARE YOU?! GET OUT! NOW!" soleachip screamed.
The 5 rabbits advanced towards soleachip. Various tools of torture seemed to materialise in their paws.
A loud scream rang out, disturbing most of the neighbours. They glanced out of their windows to see what was disrupting their rest. All were rewarded with the sight of a human-like figure, red all over, with patches of skin peeled out, falling from the third storey of the house into a black pot of boiling oil situated below the bedroom window.
A loud sizzling and crackling sound was produced as the remnants of soleachip were cooked instantaneously in the pot.
The mutant rabbits roared in victory and surrounded the pot, each climbing out with a slab of flesh in their bloody paws.
[b]THE END[/b]
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just doing my part -
Just nice.... the crap box is ending soon tooo
so anything to do tonight? if not let just go watch a movie? anyone on? -
The weed smoking wastrel speaks...Originally posted by thehappybunny:
just doing my part -
i hate teletubbies.. they are freaks... -
Originally posted by EarlNeo:Just nice.... the crap box is ending soon tooo
so anything to do tonight? if not let just go watch a movie? anyone on? -
Go ahead, feel free. Ravage them.Originally posted by aHGer^83:
i hate teletubbies.. they are freaks... 
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nah.. they are cute and fun... atleast my younger bro think so...Originally posted by aHGer^83:
i hate teletubbies.. they are freaks... -
I thought teletubbies are gays?
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I'm so drowsy.....Originally posted by GHoST_18:ok.... time for bed kids... -
zzz
2 weeks plus liao, put the 3G SIM card into phone still cant be registered.
fuck -
Problem between keyboard and chair.Originally posted by thehappybunny:zzz
2 weeks plus liao, put the 3G SIM card into phone still cant be registered.
fuck -
they are gay...Originally posted by EarlNeo:nah.. they are cute and fun... atleast my younger bro think so... -
Originally posted by aHGer^83:they are gay...
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Ur phone cannot use 3G sim card issit??Originally posted by thehappybunny:zzz
2 weeks plus liao, put the 3G SIM card into phone still cant be registered.
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last time i bought the stupid teletubbie for a fren... and i do remember not putting the battery.. and the crazy thing just talked~Originally posted by soleachip:Go ahead, feel free. Ravage them. -
Originally posted by Nata|ie:Ur phone cannot use 3G sim card issit??
My sim card is 3G, but my phone is those laoya w/o camera de. -
must be... my one how.. immediately can use lei...Originally posted by Nata|ie:Ur phone cannot use 3G sim card issit??
1st few sec are free... so i play with it for 3 sec everyday with my mom... -
So anyone up for a movie or anything tonite?
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::Singles Club Kill the Rabbit Crapbox::
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not me... but i might be at orchard.... after work...Originally posted by EarlNeo:So anyone up for a movie or anything tonite?
go dere idle....
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I don't think can use leh...Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:
My sim card is 3G, but my phone is those laoya w/o camera de.
U better check with your operator.