Return of the new quote
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A screw a day keeps the dick alive.
BY ME
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"Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous then absolutely boring." Marilyn Monroe
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"Happiness is the secret to all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without happiness." Christian Dior
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"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, Listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left." Marilyn Monroe
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hmm.. everyone is unique and smart in their own ways though
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"Missing someone isn't about how long it's been since you've seen them last of the amount of time since you've talked... it's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish, you wish that they were right there with you."
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love comes down with the rain
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"Beauty captures the eyes but Personality captures the Heart"
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"Don't make me wait for you, because you know I will."
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"I'm the kind of girl you hear from miles away - the kind that if you're sad, it's her job to make you happy - the kind of girl who keeps messing up and saying "oops sorry". I trip over everything, I'm such a clutz and I get so mad at the simplest things but I'm also the girl who holds everything back if you ask me what's wrong; the girl who's afraid to love, because she already lost so much."
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- I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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"Just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying and even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe.... she's really good at lying."
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"Do not look back and grieve over the past, for it is gone. And do not be troubled by the future, for it has yet to come. Live in the present and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering."
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
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- Never judge a book by its movie.
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"Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they're supposed to run wild until they find someone, just as wild, to run with." Sex and the City
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"Never hold your Farts in!! They travel up your spine, into your brain and that is where the shitty ideas come from!"
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"An apple a day, keeps the doctor away....if you throw em hard enough"
- Random joke site
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Originally posted by Death pit:
"An apple a day, keeps the doctor away....if you throw em hard enough"
- Random joke site
"An apple a day, keeps the doctor away..... but if the doctor is as pretty and sweet as u..... forget the apple, my sis can have them... "
Some pickup line i used
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- Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed in them.
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Sometimes, we build walls to see who cares enough to break them down.
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"You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over-analyzing a situation, trying to put the pieces together. Justifying what could've would've happened - or, you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the f.uck on." Tupac
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"How people treat you is their karma, how you react is yours."
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钱�是万能的，但没有钱�万万�能 - chinese wisdom
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"I know we're going to change; I know it's a big world with alot of people and possibilities; I know in five years we won't be in the same place. But I want to love you in this too-short time we have and then miss and remember my best friend when we go our separate ways."