HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Random Thoughts on Man and Woman Relationships funny or true
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i think memory and propensity to change is true.........................but what does deteriorate mean?
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HAPPINESS =
A man who can earn more than his wife can spend.
A woman who can find such a man.
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Originally posted by rlsh07:HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.Lol.. nice quotes.. i disagree bout the one on happiness.. a guy can act blur one or two times.. if forever dun understand me.. i'll be pissed off..
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Originally posted by frienderine:
Lol.. nice quotes.. i disagree bout the one on happiness.. a guy can act blur one or two times.. if forever dun understand me.. i'll be pissed off..
i'll be pissed off too though ^high 5 -
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A relationship is built on love, mutual trust, respect and understanding. It needs extra ingredients such as care, concern, time and effort too.
Relationships doesn't always have a happy ending, just be glad that you have the memories for keepsake and you were once happy in it.
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Haha...
Majority of it is true!
Discussion of the technique is not true.. I don't even argue. My words are final! MWHAHAHA!!!
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A wise man once said my job in life was to change him and his job in life was to prevent that from ever happening.
Such is life.
Gonna close my eyes
Girl and watch you go
Running through this life darling
Like a field of snow
As the tracer glides
In its graceful arc
Send a little prayer out to ya
'cross the falling dark
Tell the repo man
And the stars above
You're the one I love
Perfect summers night
Not a wind that breathes
Just the bullets whispering gentle
'mongst the new green leaves
There's things I might have said
Only wish I could
Now I'm leaking life faster
Then I'm leaking blood
Don't see Elysium
Don't see no fiery hell
Just the lights up bright baby
In the bay hotel
Next wave coming in
Like an ocean roar
Won't you take my hand darling
On that old dancefloor