the chuck norris thread

• unclebutcher

  16 Sep 07, 01:44

  let's talk about chuck norris
  
  
  
  
• sEphIrOth

  16 Sep 07, 01:44

  omfgbbq
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 01:44

  Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
• unclebutcher

  16 Sep 07, 01:45

  Originally posted by sEphIrOth:

  omfgbbq

  F U LA KNNBCCBBBQ WTF UR PROB PPL COME HERE JOKE AND LEPAK RITE WTFFTW UR FKING PROB HUH CCB KNN SIMI LAN JIAO
  
  joking la
  
  
• FireIce

  16 Sep 07, 01:45

  he needs a haircut
• omgukilledkenny

  16 Sep 07, 01:45

  Brokeback Chuck Norris
  
  
  
  
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 01:45

  When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
• unclebutcher

  16 Sep 07, 01:45

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

  
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 01:46

  Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
• pervertboi

  16 Sep 07, 01:46

  
• sEphIrOth

  16 Sep 07, 01:46

  
  
  the reason why africa has some whites is because chuck norris scared the sh!t out of them
• Xephone_xenon

  16 Sep 07, 01:46

  I think i can pawn him with a gun.
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 01:46

  Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
• unclebutcher

  16 Sep 07, 01:46

  Originally posted by omgukilledkenny:

  Brokeback Chuck Norris
  
  
  
  

  
• omgukilledkenny

  16 Sep 07, 01:47

  Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 01:47

  Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
• allentyb

  16 Sep 07, 01:48

  
• unclebutcher

  16 Sep 07, 01:48

  when sand king epicentre and rogue knight stun him, he dulan buy mkb. when he turn on mkb, he becomes chuck norris.
• pervertboi

  16 Sep 07, 01:48

  
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 01:48

  Originally posted by Xephone_xenon:

  I think i can pawn him with a gun.

  There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
• sEphIrOth

  16 Sep 07, 01:48

  Evolution states that Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks created the first few tornadoes on Earth.
• omgukilledkenny

  16 Sep 07, 01:48

  When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 01:49

  Originally posted by unclebutcher:

  when sand king epicentre and rogue knight stun him, he dulan buy mkb. when he turn on mkb, he becomes chuck norris.

  LOL NOOB MKB AHAHAHAHA IS BKB LA ROFL PWNT!
  
  haha kidding
• omgukilledkenny

  16 Sep 07, 01:50

  If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
• Xephone_xenon

  16 Sep 07, 01:50

  okay.
  I dun know wtf is this thread talking about liao.