the chuck norris thread

• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 01:50

  When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 01:50

  omgukilledkenny, fellow chuck norris fan eh
• unclebutcher

  16 Sep 07, 01:51

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  LOL NOOB MKB AHAHAHAHA IS BKB LA ROFL PWNT!
  
  haha kidding

  or hor watch out sand king bs-ing u liao
  
• sEphIrOth

  16 Sep 07, 01:51

  Crabs are so scared of Chuck Norris they walk sideways
• unclebutcher

  16 Sep 07, 01:51

  
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 01:51

  Originally posted by unclebutcher:

  or hor watch out sand king bs-ing u liao
  

  blink
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 01:52

  Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
• Xephone_xenon

  16 Sep 07, 01:52

  i tot bruce lee pawn chuck norris?
  
  NOOB!?
• omgukilledkenny

  16 Sep 07, 01:52

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  omgukilledkenny, fellow chuck norris fan eh

  lol i read these lines before, but they used Nemanja Vidic instead. Then someone told me its Chuck Norris actually.
• popmynutsy

  16 Sep 07, 01:52

  Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
• pervertboi

  16 Sep 07, 01:52

  Chuck Norris is so stupid he tot a Chucky is he's long lost brother
• popmynutsy

  16 Sep 07, 01:52

  # For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
  
  # Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
• omgukilledkenny

  16 Sep 07, 01:53

  Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
• unclebutcher

  16 Sep 07, 01:53

  BRUCE LEE > CHUCK NORRIS LA
  
  CHUCK NORRIS NOOB
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 01:53

  Originally posted by pervertboi:

  Chuck Norris is so stupid he tot a Chucky is he's long lost brother

  _|_
  
  Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 01:54

  Originally posted by unclebutcher:

  BRUCE LEE > CHUCK NORRIS LA
  
  CHUCK NORRIS NOOB

  let me help you with a round house kick to yer nuts!
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 01:54

  On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
• unclebutcher

  16 Sep 07, 01:54

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  blink

  blink ur c0ck la he stun u and epi liao u ggxx
  
  CHUCK NORRIS HAS PWNED DjMatrix Head for 400gold
  MEGA KILL!!!!
  CHUCK IS OWNING!!!
  
  
• omgukilledkenny

  16 Sep 07, 01:55

  
  
  ROUND HOUSE KICK PWNAGEEEEEAHHHHHHHH
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 01:55

  Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
• unclebutcher

  16 Sep 07, 01:55

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  let me help you with a round house kick to yer nuts!

  I GOT BUTTERFLY LA I DODGE UR CB KICK
• Xephone_xenon

  16 Sep 07, 01:56

  This is even more irritating then farking_off/stooky/f_off.
  At least you know wtf they talking about.
  This you dont even have the slightest idea.
  
  WHERE THE FUCK IS FIFI AND JASON
• unclebutcher

  16 Sep 07, 01:56

  Originally posted by Xephone_xenon:

  This is even more irritating then farking_off/stooky/f_off.
  At least you know wtf they talking about.
  This you dont even have the slightest idea.
  
  WHERE THE FUCK IS FIFI AND JASON

  LOL PWNED BY CNRhK!!!!
• popmynutsy

  16 Sep 07, 01:56

  The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked SauronÂ’s ass halfway through the first chapter.
  
  
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 01:56

  Originally posted by unclebutcher:

  I GOT BUTTERFLY LA I DODGE UR CB KICK

  u wan step dota? lai i 1v1 u. u wan play wad bnet lancraft or hamachi? i anything oso steady. u dunwan 1v1 5v5 oso can.
  
  u wan kp dont kp with a chuck norris follower