the chuck norris thread
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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euux noee h0rxxx, ChUcx n0rr1s horxx, ti0 0wNex by brUc3 l33 l3hxxx...
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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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BAN THIS CHAO CHEE BYE
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.Originally posted by unclebutcher:euux noee h0rxxx, ChUcx n0rr1s horxx, ti0 0wNex by brUc3 l33 l3hxxx... -
Chuck Norris is the only guy that can suck his own dick
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.Originally posted by Xephone_xenon:BAN THIS CHAO CHEE BYE -
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.Originally posted by pervertboi:Chuck Norris is the only guy that can suck his own dick -
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Okay.Originally posted by DjMatrix:It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
I dont care.
I will +1.
Its not a joke anymore.
Its getting irritating.
Hopefully jason and fifi will ban you tomorrow. -
by le chatelier's principle, as chuck norris is so strong , he shifts position of equilibrium to the left everytime he roundhouse kicks. therefore, he is a weak fuk now
the zeroth law of thermodynamics says that if bruce lee and arnold are separately in equilibrium wit hchuck norris, they own him -
Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.Originally posted by Xephone_xenon:Okay.
I dont care.
I will +1.
Its not a joke anymore.
Its getting irritating.
Hopefully jason and fifi will ban you tomorrow. -
Chuck Norris is the only one who can chuck his own dick into his own a33
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Stay in the matrix. Stop irritating people in real life pls.Originally posted by DjMatrix:Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus. -
Me only have one ambition, y'know. I only have one thing I would really like to see happen. I'd like to see mankind live together - black, white, Chinese, everyone - that's all.Originally posted by DjMatrix:Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan. -
Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.Originally posted by unclebutcher:by le chatelier's principle, as chuck norris is so strong , he shifts position of equilibrium to the left everytime he roundhouse kicks. therefore, he is a weak fuk now
the zeroth law of thermodynamics says that if bruce lee and arnold are separately in equilibrium wit hchuck norris, they own him -
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.Originally posted by pervertboi:Chuck Norris is the only one who can chuck his own dick into his own a33 -
CHUCK NORRIS FOREVER!Originally posted by redstone:Stay in the matrix. Stop irritating people in real life pls. -
with a trainOriginally posted by DjMatrix:Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car. -
ok... i'm bored
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chuck norris kam wa eh ljOriginally posted by DjMatrix:CHUCK NORRIS FOREVER! -
Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.Originally posted by unclebutcher:with a train -
let chuck norris be Pn
assume Pn is true
rtp Pn+1 to be true
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