the chuck norris thread

• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 02:13

  Originally posted by pervertboi:

  chuck norris kam wa eh lj

  In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character
• unclebutcher

  16 Sep 07, 02:13

  chuck norris kam lan la
• redstone

  16 Sep 07, 02:14

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character

  Hope you get banned tomorrow
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 02:14

  Originally posted by unclebutcher:

  let chuck norris be Pn
  
  assume Pn is true
  
  rtp Pn+1 to be true
  
  BRUCE OWNS YOU

  Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
• Xephone_xenon

  16 Sep 07, 02:14

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

  
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 02:14

  Originally posted by unclebutcher:

  chuck norris kam lan la

  Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
• pervertboi

  16 Sep 07, 02:14

  
• Xephone_xenon

  16 Sep 07, 02:15

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character

  
• unclebutcher

  16 Sep 07, 02:15

  
• pervertboi

  16 Sep 07, 02:15

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

  
• unclebutcher

  16 Sep 07, 02:15

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

  
• Xephone_xenon

  16 Sep 07, 02:15

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

  
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 02:16

  Originally posted by Xephone_xenon:

  

  The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
• unclebutcher

  16 Sep 07, 02:16

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

  
• unclebutcher

  16 Sep 07, 02:16

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

  
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 02:16

  When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
• omgukilledkenny

  16 Sep 07, 02:17

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

  
• Xephone_xenon

  16 Sep 07, 02:17

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

  
• unclebutcher

  16 Sep 07, 02:17

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

  
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 02:18

  Originally posted by unclebutcher:

  

  Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
• Xephone_xenon

  16 Sep 07, 02:19

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

  
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 02:20

  Originally posted by Xephone_xenon:

  

  A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.[/b]
• Xephone_xenon

  16 Sep 07, 02:21

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:
  
  
  [b]A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.[/b][/b]

  
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 02:24

  Originally posted by Xephone_xenon:

  

  If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
• Xephone_xenon

  16 Sep 07, 02:24

  Eh.
  No more great stuff about chuck norris liao ah?
  Tell me more leh