the chuck norris thread
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Originally posted by DjMatrix:If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.Originally posted by Xephone_xenon:Eh.
No more great stuff about chuck norris liao ah?
Tell me more leh
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wthell is with chuck norris!
unclebutcher you tio hacked ah? you're not ur usual self.
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http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa171/ChaoTarRoo/Orly.jpgOriginally posted by DjMatrix:Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states. -
If you want my opinion, I would love to beat you up now.Originally posted by DjMatrix:If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you. -
When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.Originally posted by Xephone_xenon: -
Originally posted by DjMatrix:When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
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In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.Originally posted by redstone:If you want my opinion, I would love to beat you up now. -
x2.Originally posted by redstone:If you want my opinion, I would love to beat you up now. -
Originally posted by DjMatrix:In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
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Chuck Norris' d!ck is so big, it has it's own d!ck, and that d!ck is still bigger than yours.Originally posted by Xephone_xenon:x2. -
Originally posted by DjMatrix:Chuck Norris' d!ck is so big, it has it's own d!ck, and that d!ck is still bigger than yours.
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Mister Norris is on the phone now. He wants to sue you unless you stop his nonsense.Originally posted by DjMatrix:Chuck Norris' d!ck is so big, it has it's own d!ck, and that d!ck is still bigger than yours. -
In January 3rd, 2005, the United Nations held a meeting and came to a unanimous decision to buy Chuck Norris a washing machine so as to discourage him from washing his clothes in the ocean after the December 24, 2004 incident.
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"Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.Originally posted by redstone:Mister Norris is on the phone now. He wants to sue you unless you stop his nonsense. -
high five brotherOriginally posted by MohamedF:In January 3rd, 2005, the United Nations held a meeting and came to a unanimous decision to buy Chuck Norris a washing machine so as to discourage him from washing his clothes in the ocean after the December 24, 2004 incident. -
the handicapped sign on chuck norris' is not to show that he is handicapped
its to show what will happen to u if u piss him off
EDIT lol didnt see
once chuck norris went to a soccer match.When the referee said kick-off....everyone died instantly -
Originally posted by DjMatrix:"Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
I play with you until i sleep i think. -
Being banned is literally what will happen if you continue doing thisOriginally posted by DjMatrix:"Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot. -
Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.Originally posted by Xephone_xenon:
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Originally posted by MohamedF:In January 3rd, 2005, the United Nations held a meeting and came to a unanimous decision to buy Chuck Norris a washing machine so as to discourage him from washing his clothes in the ocean after the December 24, 2004 incident.
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Me tooOriginally posted by Xephone_xenon:
I play with you until i sleep i think.
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best la..ownage dude!Originally posted by MARK1992:the handicapped sign on chuck norris' is not to show that he is handicapped
its to show what will happen to u if u piss him off
once chuck norris went to a soccer match.When the referee said kick-off....everyone died instantly -
for greater justice!Originally posted by omgukilledkenny:best la..ownage dude!
chuck norris for life~ -
Originally posted by MARK1992:the handicapped sign on chuck norris' is not to show that he is handicapped
its to show what will happen to u if u piss him off
once chuck norris went to a soccer match.When the referee said kick-off....everyone died instantly