the chuck norris thread

• Xephone_xenon

  16 Sep 07, 02:48

  Originally posted by MARK1992:

  one more time i see the owl i will personally RHK THE D4MN THING
  and the soccer match fact was self made

  
  
  okay please rhk the damm thing now.
• MohamedF

  16 Sep 07, 02:49

  man... everything was funny until people start arguing...
  
  Time to sleep guys... Chuck Norris turned off the sky 8 hrs ago...
• Xephone_xenon

  16 Sep 07, 02:49

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  lol, wadever u think bah, chuck norris pawns all...
  
  u wan post one pic and i mus waste my chuck norris bible on u ah
  
  lol go slp bah
  
  dont let chuck norris bite

  BUT CHUCK NORRIS IS GREAT!
  HIS BIBLE IS NEVER ENDING!
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 02:49

  Originally posted by Xephone_xenon:

  BUT CHUCK NORRIS IS GREAT!
  HIS BIBLE IS NEVER ENDING!

  it goes on forever n ever and a round house kick to your face
• Xephone_xenon

  16 Sep 07, 02:50

  Originally posted by MohamedF:

  man... everything was funny until people start arguing...
  
  Time to sleep guys... Chuck Norris turned off the sky 8 hrs ago...

  Okay bye bye
  
  
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 02:50

  Originally posted by Xephone_xenon:

  Okay bye bye
  
  

  gd nite, dont take wad i said personally ya
• Xephone_xenon

  16 Sep 07, 02:50

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  it goes on forever n ever and a round house kick to your face

  
• MARK1992

  16 Sep 07, 02:50

  YESSSS
  wooo matrix my new bestie
  
• omgukilledkenny

  16 Sep 07, 02:51

  Originally posted by MARK1992:

  one more time i see the owl i will personally RHK THE D4MN THING
  and the soccer match fact was self made

  ooo nice one..
• redstone

  16 Sep 07, 02:51

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  thank u for ur concern, i have alot of free time now

  I'll chuck your head into a brick wall with a norris brand sledgehammer.
  
  Gosh what am i saying, I lack sleep. Enjoy promoting your greatest idol.
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 02:51

  Originally posted by MARK1992:

  YESSSS
  wooo matrix my new bestie
  

  
  
  FORZA CHUCKTORSHIP
• Xephone_xenon

  16 Sep 07, 02:51

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  gd nite, dont take wad i said personally ya

  okay.
  it was all fun to being with
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 02:51

  Originally posted by Xephone_xenon:

  okay.
  it was all fun to being with

  Fun is giving babies round house kicks to the sun
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 02:52

  Originally posted by redstone:

  I'll chuck your head into a brick wall with a norris brand sledgehammer.
  
  Gosh what am i saying, I lack sleep. Enjoy promoting your greatest idol.

  relax lah if u tired go slp dont bother ya? rest is impt...chuck norris is more impt tho
• Xephone_xenon

  16 Sep 07, 02:53

  I think this thread is faster the crapbox
• redstone

  16 Sep 07, 02:54

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:
  
  
  relax lah if u tired go slp dont bother ya? rest is impt...chuck norris is [b]more impt tho[/b]

  Your sanity is more important den my sleep or norris. Sleep now or you'll lose your sanity.
  
  Good night/morning/whatever
• MARK1992

  16 Sep 07, 02:54

  tkstks i shall think up some good ones
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 02:54

  Originally posted by Xephone_xenon:

  I think this thread is faster the crapbox

  Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 02:55

  Originally posted by redstone:

  Your sanity is more important den my sleep or norris. Sleep now or you'll lose your sanity.
  
  Good night/morning/whatever

  Chuck NorrisÂ’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
• MARK1992

  16 Sep 07, 02:56

  chuck norris's pulse is measured on the rhicter scale?
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 02:57

  Originally posted by MARK1992:

  chuck norris's pulse is measured on the rhicter scale?

  nice
  
  Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
• omgukilledkenny

  16 Sep 07, 02:58

  Originally posted by MARK1992:

  chuck norris's pulse is measured on the rhicter scale?

  
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 02:59

  Originally posted by omgukilledkenny:

  

  Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
• redstone

  16 Sep 07, 02:59

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  Chuck NorrisÂ’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

  Orh, ok. Got it. All hail the great mister sir lord norris. bye...
• DjMatrix

  16 Sep 07, 02:59

  Originally posted by redstone:

  Orh, ok. Got it. All hail the great mister sir lord norris. bye...

  sweet dreams ya
  
  The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.