Mr. T

• DjMatrix

  23 Sep 07, 01:19

  Should I start a thread for him too?
  
  
  
  Every time Mr. T sneezes, another ship is lost in the Bermuda Triangle.
• Darkness_hacker99

  23 Sep 07, 01:20

  No.
• DjMatrix

  23 Sep 07, 01:21

  Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:

  No.

  Whyy??
• omgukilledkenny

  23 Sep 07, 01:24

  
  
  
• DjMatrix

  23 Sep 07, 01:32

  Mr. T vs The Hulk
  
  http://home.att.net/~thexyg/t_hulk_1.htm
  
  
• DjMatrix

  23 Sep 07, 01:33

  “Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and I pity the foo'.”
  
  ~ Mr. T on Valentine's Day
• omgukilledkenny

  23 Sep 07, 01:34

  Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
• omgukilledkenny

  23 Sep 07, 01:34

  Mr. T pities fools because even fools deserves their daily dose of vitamin T.
• omgukilledkenny

  23 Sep 07, 01:36

  Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
• DjMatrix

  23 Sep 07, 01:37

  Mr. T once pitied the Sun. An ice age followed.
• omgukilledkenny

  23 Sep 07, 01:37

  Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.
• DjMatrix

  23 Sep 07, 01:37

  Mr. T's favourite band is, unsurprisingly, Foo Fighters.
• DjMatrix

  23 Sep 07, 01:39

  Originally posted by omgukilledkenny:

  Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

  Promoted^^
  
  T always comes before U. Don't forget that, foo. Heh, just joshing — but seriously. He's this close to pitying you.
• DjMatrix

  23 Sep 07, 01:41

  Mr. T doesn't buy computers. He goes down to the beach and takes a handful of sand and crushes it in his fist until it's a dual-core processor.
• DjMatrix

  23 Sep 07, 01:42

  Mr. T makes his own gasoline by traveling back in time and punching dinosaurs to death then throwing their bodies to where his house would be in several million years. He then refines the oil into gasoline by yelling at it.
• omgukilledkenny

  23 Sep 07, 01:43

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  Promoted^^
  
  

  oo thanks, btw MARK1992 also wants to be mod
  
  http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=280630&page=1
  
  
• omgukilledkenny

  23 Sep 07, 01:43

  Mr. T once owned a beauty parlor called "I Pretty the Fool". No matter what anyone asked for, they always receieved mohawks and a heavy dose of pity.
• DjMatrix

  23 Sep 07, 01:44

  A 15 minute rap battle between Mr. T's character and Adolf Hitler was cut before the final release of Saving Private Ryan.
• omgukilledkenny

  23 Sep 07, 01:44

  Mr. T never actually learned to drive, roads simply move to be where he is. A road once failed to move prompting Mr. T to pity it until it became the Grand Canyon.
• omgukilledkenny

  23 Sep 07, 01:45

  The wrath of God is outmatched only by the pity of Mr. T.
• DjMatrix

  23 Sep 07, 01:45

  Originally posted by omgukilledkenny:

  oo thanks, btw MARK1992 also wants to be mod
  
  http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=280630&page=1
  
  

  MARK1992 ah, you contribute more i 100% make you mod. cos ah now no people here all mods abit weird. thanks and don't take it personall ya!
• omgukilledkenny

  23 Sep 07, 01:45

  There was a time when Mr. T didn't pity fools. That time was called never.
• omgukilledkenny

  23 Sep 07, 01:46

  Originally posted by DjMatrix:

  Mr. T makes his own gasoline by traveling back in time and punching dinosaurs to death then throwing their bodies to where his house would be in several million years. He then refines the oil into gasoline by yelling at it.

  
• DjMatrix

  23 Sep 07, 01:48

  Mr. T is the only person in the history of the world to be President, Chief Justice, Secretary of the Interior, mechanical Sanitation Engineer, Pharoah, Thane, Princess, Imperial Grand Wizard, and Best Boy Grip simultaneously.
• JJxJJ

  23 Sep 07, 01:49

  Mr T cooks a steak by rubbing a cow between his hands