Mr. T
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Mr. T NEVER walks. He has tiny bugs under his feet that carry him around.
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For those who don't know Mr. T is,
Mr. T accidently invented the sport of jousting when he went horseback riding in the middle ages with an erection. -
Show Mr. T a ship of fools, and he will show you a torpedo full of pity.
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Mr T does not need a torchlight,the shine from his gold illuminates the darkest of places.
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Mr. T is not actually black, but his thousands of gold chains create a gravity well so strong not even light can escape.
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Mr. T can use his Hyper Beam attack without waiting a turn to recharge.
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Armaggedon will occur when Mr. T and Chuck Norris touch each other.
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All currently known mathematical and physical constants are in fact equal to Mr. T, seen from different angles.
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Mr. T hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't believe anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when someone throws paper, he says,"I win." If someone is foolish enough to dispute this, he takes his clenched fist and punches them in the face, then says, "I thought your paper would protect you."
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Mr. T's six-pack holds beer.
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Mr. T's mohawk holds beer.Originally posted by DjMatrix:Mr. T's six-pack holds beer. -
Mr. T for president! -
Mr. T once stopped time for 30 minutes. In this time he won a tug-of-war against a herd of elephants whilst teaching Ronaldinho how to play football.
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2 le, i go sleep! tml continue with more Chuck Norris and Mr. T!!
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Mr. T invented the I.Q. testing system so he could more accurately pity fools.
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When creating the alphabet, Mr. T placed the letters M, R, and T in seperate areas so people could learn to read and spell without fear.
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An eclipse is formed when chuck is analing mr t...and farts
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Mr. T can solve the rubix cube in one move.
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When Mr. T told the Microsoft Word paper clip to go away, it never came back.
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Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
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Paradoxically, half of Mr. T equals one Mr. T. This means that one quarter Mr. T also equals one Mr. T, and on and on forever. The Mr. T that we perceive is the sum total of an infinite amount of Mr. T and his powers reflect this.
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Mr. T does not read these facts. He ain't got time for this jibba-jabba.
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Mr. T is the original black Power Ranger.
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When Mr. T pours his alphabets cereal into a bowl, only T's come out.
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Mr. T's swiss bank account is his neck