King Cantona
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until King Cantona kicked one of the corners off.
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If you ask King Cantona what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he kungfu kicks you in the face.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with King Cantona's boots.
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King Cantona doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Cantona doesn't dribble, he flys with the ball. -
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King Cantona can cook an egg even before it comes out from the chicken,
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Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of King Cantona's right foot.
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King Cantona can make 2 north side of the magnets attract each other.
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King Cantona wins a game of Connect Four in three moves.
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King Cantona can shoot a man in the head and kungfu kick him in the face before the bullet hits.
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When King Cantona KungFu Kicked collided with Chuck Norris's RoundHouse Kick, the awesomeness was too much to control and this caused the Big Bang.
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King Cantona can kick another person's balls without even touching it
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King Cantona KFK-ed a gigabyte14 into a TB14~
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Cantona arrived late for training, Fergie fined the whole team for being early.
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wtfOriginally posted by speakupforyourrights:King Cantona KFK-ed a gigabyte14 into a TB14~ -
The reason why Mourinho quitted was due to news of King Cantona coming back.
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King Cantona doesn't tackles, he kills!
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Originally posted by speakupforyourrights:King Cantona doesn't tackles, he kills!
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King Cantona was nominated for US president not once, not twice, but thrice !
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THIS IS THE KFK!
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