Sir Alex Ferguson has admitted he'd like to shoot arch rival Arsene Wenger - and Posh Spice.
The Man Utd boss made the jokey public confession when posed the question: "You have one bullet. Who gets it, Wenger or Posh?"
Fergie, 62, replied: "Come on, can I not have two bullets?"
His admission, at a charity dinner in Mere, Cheshire, came before Utd beat Wenger's Arsenal last Sunday, when Fergie was pelted with food reports The Sun.
One guest said: "No one knew whether he was serious or not, but the crowd loved it."