20 things you didn't know about Pascal Cygan
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20 Things You Didn't Know About Pascal Cygan
(taken from BigSoccer.com)
1. Pascal Cygan once killed a man. Twice.
2. Muhammed-Ali used to say ‘I’m the Greatest.’ Then he met Pascal Cygan.
3. Pascal Cygan wrestles bears in his spare time, which is why they are an endangered species.
4. One Portuguese world class prospect: £12.25m
One Central defender playing out of position: £2.5m
Watching Pascal Cygan make Cronaldo his bitch: Priceless.
5. Hair has never grown on Pascal CyganÂ’s body.
6. OJ Simpson only hired Johnnie Cochran because Pascal Cygan was busy.
7. When the leader of the opposition demanded to know how the government planned to fully equip the armed forces following budget cuts, Tony Blair responded by hiring Pascal Cygan.
8. Saddam Hussein did not possess WMDs, just virals of Pascal CyganÂ’s DNA.
9. JesusÂ’ prized possession was a shroud he found with Pascal CyganÂ’s image on it.
10. An asteroid didnÂ’t wipe out the dinosaurs. Pascal Cygan did.
11. Pascal Cygan doesnÂ’t need a partner to enter a three legged race.
12. In 1521, the Pope conferred the title of fidei defensor (defender of the faith) on Pascal Cygan. He sent Henry VIII in his place.
13. Pascal Cygan applies for planning permission before having an erection.
14. The sun really does shine out of Pascal CyganÂ’s arse.
15. Pascal Cygan taught Medusa.
16. Pascal Cygan stopped the Y2K Millennium Bug just by looking at a computer.
17. The Soviet Union honoured the citizens of the Leningrad who survived the 900 day siege by erecting a statue of Pascal Cygan in the city. It remains there to this day.
18. If you ever have a day where you feel the gods are against, just be glad Pascal Cygan isnÂ’t.
19. God prays to Pascal Cygan.
20. The Terminator was too afraid to say, “I’ll be back” to Pascal Cygan. -
wtf...
he should be known as pascal sai kang.. -
bro,
pascal cygan must owe you lotsa money.
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Biangs... it made Pascal Cygan so One Smell No Straight.
Good laff.
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nice one.. haha i personally like 15 and 16