Ah Khoon's Taxi Journal
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Originally posted by JLKL:
u got tips from jade? definitely not abt taxi rite?
what taxi tips Jade have for us ? -
Originally posted by YNWA_LFC:
jnyt (chiobu and dont look blur to me lol)
YNWA LFC , go change your nickname , dun sia suay YNWA , jnyt chiobu ? Her SK2 works or ur eyes ta stamp?think you need a thorough check on both your eyes .
hhhhahaaahaha
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Khoon , once i was sleeping under coconut tree , bellboy knock on my window : " bro , 62541117 no people answer ?"
Suddenly woke up , find source to reactivate 62541117 , knn yuan lai emily divert wrong number !!!!
Solid one hour under coconut tree no call ..... slept for one hour , hahahahah
Then ping ping piang piang one turn here one turn there , hahahaha
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Originally posted by Poolman:
what taxi tips Jade have for us ?dun play play hor...
jade de tips on where to find pax solid de...
but hor... few times JLKL listen to her... after break... drive in the direction she teach... cannot find pax... ha ha...
her tips good for cdg... those places she go... sure ting ting ting de...
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Originally posted by Poolman:
YNWA LFC , go change your nickname , dun sia suay YNWA , jnyt chiobu ? Her SK2 works or ur eyes ta stamp?think you need a thorough check on both your eyes .
hhhhahaaahaha
�花入�眼 mahYNWA_LFC says:
bluerubbishkia yan tao...
jnyt chio bu...
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420 OTR 15 September [Saturday] City Tour
no drive in the morning... but woke up early...
went sit in someone's cab... go on a city tour... ha ha...
still thinking want throw rental or go peng steering a few rounds anot...
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Sat just whack 5pm-2am can liao la....
Sat morning f la.....hahaha
Sunday come out 2-3hr collect 1/2 day rental, throw 1/2day............
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Originally posted by Red5xx:
Sat just whack 5pm-2am can liao la....
Sat morning f la.....hahaha
Sunday come out 2-3hr collect 1/2 day rental, throw 1/2day............
prefer the other way...
saturday drive few hours cover cost... den sunday whack full day...
but today slack... coz slept veri late... probably start noon and keep by 7pm...
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420 OTR 15 September [Saturday] Peng Steering
1430
start engine... go bath car... 1500 den start work... aim to keep car by 7pm...
1500
trip 1 - short trip within hometown...
trip 2 - hometown to raffles hotel... kay kiang go by PIE wanting to take nicholl... end up jam at sims exit... detour tru north bridge rd... equally fast lei...
trip 3 - LV call.. to AP...
trip 4 - AP to batok...
trip 5 - batok to TTSH...
1700
pay erp go into town... quickly take one pax first...
trip 6 - city to botanics gardens...
trip 7 - connect at botanics gardens... interview... pax say orchard... ho say liao... turn out from driveway... pax say ion orchard... chay...
1730
drop ion... see taxi stand long Q of pax... but dun know why... roof top sign suddenly spoilt... become busy... want to take pax at ion also cannot...
turn to wisma taxi stand... long Q pax again... but roff top sign still spoil... still show busy... pity those pax...
turn here turn der... roof top sign suddenly okay liao... see hotel bellboy come out to the road... see him so desperate... "eng siew" lor..
trip 8 - hotel to AP...
1800
Q AP... hoping for local pax... to yishun.. semmbawang... or woodlands best... coz fectching god son at causeway point...
my turn in lot... count pax... swee... see pax carry liquor... locals... stay amk or bishan typr.. but 人算�如天算。。。
the 2L wish infront of me say too many luggage... need two cab... actually is can de... me drive wish before wat... somemore one pax only...
end up marshall direct pax my cab to ferrry luggage...
trip 9 - AP to sentosa...
1900
drop liao... LV no lobang... tot go vivo hang sign... sure hav woods pax... but jam 20mins coming out from sentosa... decide to f it... empty car travel the whole of CTE - SLE...
2000
fetch god son liao... go lim chu kang... last day of seven month... pai pai plus dinner...
2300
sent godson to mohd sultan.. drop him 11plus... ha ha... paxs see one cab turn in all running towards my direction...
cannot fectch pax... coz skyjuz23 jio eat supper... moreover... me wearing shorts... t shirt... slippers... ha ha...
find one quiet side road... let the boy off liao... zoom to circuit rd meet skyjuz23 for supper...
2359
jio jnyt eat together.. she say hungry... but not for food... but for pax... ha ha...
she say already plan to eat whizQ at 1am...
me think she prefer eat those handsome handsome drivers... those rusty face type stand one side... ha ha...
supper liao head home zzzzz.... second nite in a row sleep way past my bedtime...
but going to take it easy on sunday...
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Originally posted by Khoon2580:
dun play play hor...
jade de tips on where to find pax solid de...
but hor... few times JLKL listen to her... after break... drive in the direction she teach... cannot find pax... ha ha...
her tips good for cdg... those places she go... sure ting ting ting de...
Mr Khoon, i where got tips to ting ting ting. you talk to too many ting ting drivers liao lah, i am black listed you know wat. everytime ppl ting ting ting non stop, i can only ��水.
Taxi stand lah, ok, you ask me where i like to ping pong can. But wait long long get $4 - $5 trip dont kow peh me.
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Originally posted by Khoon2580:
�花入�眼 mahYNWA_LFC says:
bluerubbishkia yan tao...
jnyt chio bu...
i must jio that yan tao kia to hide behind wall laughing......
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Originally posted by Khoon2580:
420 OTR 15 September [Saturday] Peng Steering
1430
start engine... go bath car... 1500 den start work... aim to keep car by 7pm...
1500
trip 1 - short trip within hometown...
trip 2 - hometown to raffles hotel... kay kiang go by PIE wanting to take nicholl... end up jam at sims exit... detour tru north bridge rd... equally fast lei...
trip 3 - LV call.. to AP...
trip 4 - AP to batok...
trip 5 - batok to TTSH...
1700
pay erp go into town... quickly take one pax first...
trip 6 - city to botanics gardens...
trip 7 - connect at botanics gardens... interview... pax say orchard... ho say liao... turn out from driveway... pax say ion orchard... chay...
1730
drop ion... see taxi stand long Q of pax... but dun know why... roof top sign suddenly spoilt... become busy... want to take pax at ion also cannot...
turn to wisma taxi stand... long Q pax again... but roff top sign still spoil... still show busy... pity those pax...
turn here turn der... roof top sign suddenly okay liao... see hotel bellboy come out to the road... see him so desperate... "eng siew" lor..
trip 8 - hotel to AP...
1800
Q AP... hoping for local pax... to yishun.. semmbawang... or woodlands best... coz fectching god son at causeway point...
my turn in lot... count pax... swee... see pax carry liquor... locals... stay amk or bishan typr.. but 人算�如天算。。。
the 2L wish infront of me say too many luggage... need two cab... actually is can de... me drive wish before wat... somemore one pax only...
end up marshall direct pax my cab to ferrry luggage...
trip 9 - AP to sentosa...
1900
drop liao... LV no lobang... tot go vivo hang sign... sure hav woods pax... but jam 20mins coming out from sentosa... decide to f it... empty car travel the whole of CTE - SLE...
2000
fetch god son liao... go lim chu kang... last day of seven month... pai pai plus dinner...
2300
sent godson to mohd sultan.. drop him 11plus... ha ha... paxs see one cab turn in all running towards my direction...
cannot fectch pax... coz skyjuz23 jio eat supper... moreover... me wearing shorts... t shirt... slippers... ha ha...
find one quiet side road... let the boy off liao... zoom to circuit rd meet skyjuz23 for supper...
2359
jio jnyt eat together.. she say hungry... but not for food... but for pax... ha ha...
she say already plan to eat whizQ at 1am...
me think she prefer eat those handsome handsome drivers... those rusty face type stand one side... ha ha...
supper liao head home zzzzz.... second nite in a row sleep way past my bedtime...
but going to take it easy on sunday...a
Sianz mah, you didnt buy me coffee. two glass i pay for myself hor. i think back maybe cos i didnt call you MR KHOON. why change surname har?
You makan so early, ask you to drive a bit later then go makan wit handsome WizQ you donwan.
last night WizQ bought two of his handsome friend, share many tips with us. if you there you can hear happybird laughing, meet my old friend ptnc70. i have a wanderful time telling stories.
Drive taxi good leh........
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Originally posted by Poolman:
YNWA LFC , go change your nickname , dun sia suay YNWA , jnyt chiobu ? Her SK2 works or ur eyes ta stamp?think you need a thorough check on both your eyes .
hhhhahaaahaha
Wei, ah pool, i spend a lot on SK hor, at least this time work make me happy can or not?
But hor, he not yet see Ken Teo, Cash Lee and My Sumo baby FT. If he see them i donno wat he will say... ahahahaha
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Originally posted by jnyt:
and My Sumo baby FT
Mr Sumo no more sumo ..... soon he will be like me , Mr .Slim .
One the way ......
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Originally posted by Poolman:
Mr Sumo no more sumo ..... soon he will be like me , Mr .Slim .
One the way ......
No wonder last night jio him he don come out. He secretly go on diet?
Donwan leh, i don like my sumo became 骨头. No meat no good, nothing to pinch.
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421 OTR 16 September [Sunday]
haiz...
haiz......
haiz.........
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422 OTR 17 September [Monday]
after peak... meet at workshop...
jackpotlok suspect cng leak... send in to check...
ynwa_lfc... went to collect cashless machine...
me... finally went to change the burnt bulbs... but hor... the mechanic took almost an hour to change two bulbs... haiz...
lunch break at defu canteen... bump into a course mate der...
after lunch... throw ynwa back to fish market... den jackpotlok n me went shopping... hee hee...
after throw jackpotlok back to collect his cab... tot find some mscp or shandy trees to zzz... but turn out onli got pax to loyang...
afterdrop the pax... cannot take it liao... anyhow park and zzz...
like now... eyes closing liao... the rest of the days happpening update soon...
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423 OTR 18 September [Tuesday]
started late at 7 plus today... whole morning peak all ah neh pax!
last pax from morning peak start meter 9:29am... ha ha...
10am to 2pm... onli managed one trip nia... haiz... also dun know why no time to break...
2pm plus tot want go eat... talkie call for Y hotel to AP... no takers... take lor...
see all three terminals long long Q of taxis... head back to town...
3pm to 7pm... 1 trip nia... haiz...but managed to eat dinner...
did a few LV jobs... den call it a day...
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423 OTR 18 September [Tuesday]
finally understand what is disposal job... and really have a feel of it...
expecting a slow tuesday... den got a call from a fairy god mother... ask if can stand by the red chevvy for her for some time..
tis kind of durian drop from sky... muz eat... somemore is msw...
four hours in the morning... four hours in the afternoon...
shiok!
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424 OTR 19 September [Wednesday]
F1 road closures start...
morning peak kenan centinial towers... MBS twice... bbut still manageable...
after peak... whole town jam... slow moving traffic most of the places...
drive till 3pm... keep car...
but evening time came out again...coz fairy god mother call... got durian... dun eat watsed... one and half hour job... five zero points.... mileage 5km... shiok!
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425 OTR 20 September [Thursday]
10am den start engine... did two trips... power taxi stand to mediacorp...
mediacorp to towm... feeling sianz sianz... juz nice YNWA_LFC nearby... met him for break at everton park...
after break... kenan one coconut short trip... afterdrop pax... thinking of wat to do... fairy god mother called... kenan disposal again... hee hee...
today power... she needed some ferry tickets urgently... activated another cab rush up to tanah merah ferry terminal buy tickets and send back to her hotel...
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Originally posted by YNWA_LFC:
Must say paiseh to Mr Khoon. If I didn't choose that coffeeshop, he might not have lost his bluetooth :(
Also nice to meet bluerubbishkia (yandaokia and super heavy smoker) and bcl (looks and sounds like lecturer). Maybe first time meeting so I a bit shy to talk cos most TD jargons they used I don't understand lol.
Er....Bro, I think you need this.....
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Originally posted by Khoon2580:
if got chance... will jio u...
No jio me?.....I can provide a bit of......
Then we can maybe have......
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Originally posted by BlueRubbishKia:
Er....Bro, I think you need this.....
Yah , i don't call bluerubbishkia Mr Rusty for no reasons ...... i already rusty , he just a bit more rustier than me .
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Originally posted by Khoon2580:
424 OTR 19 September [Wednesday]
F1 road closures start...
F1 road closure start...
Seldom we have change to break together, want to tell you story so come here.
That day i tekan one Foreign Trash Ah Neh. Pick up from Tg Rhu go NTUC. i tell him F1 road closure inside sure jam. Can i alight him at MBFC 3, you walk a bit, i dont have to be trap in the jam. Ah Neh say no, send me to NTUC, i want to try.
OK, you say one. My heart watever K all come out. Just turn left out only see car mountain car sea. Wah lao! Free Parking towards upper cross street. Ah neh say he wants to get down. Si Lang Tao! My heart scolding Nabey, i know he will want to jump ship. i keep my tone down, use my most sweetiest voice say: sir, i am not allow to alight passenger along road side. i have to find proper taxi stand then i can alight you! (i die also must get you to die together. K) You say you will to try wat!
See from rear minor, ah neh look here look there, jin cham like monkey inside taxi. i was laughing in my heart. i take my time one foot step, one foot step slowing slowing move. i am a lady, lady must lady like, drive taxi must slow slow slow.... hahahaha.
Ah neh siao liao! when i turn to robinson road, he see ocean building, he say he wants to alight there. OK loh, i slowly slowly carefully keep left turn in. This time ah neh no net leh, he quickly throw cash and let me keep the small change. RUN!
Since in jam liao, i keep cool move out, haha, after hitachi got offical U-turn, so smooth! you can choose want to snake walk or do F1 speeding. Drive pass NTUC, si bey song! i cant stop laughing!