Cabby jokes
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Copied these from the Jokes section. How about sharing if you have any or any amusing situations/dialogs with your passengers.
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, missed a biker, scraped a fire hydrant, and stopped just 3 centimetres from a department store shop window.
For a 3 seconds everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver slowly turned around and said, "Look lady, don't ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
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A cab driver picks up a lady from a dark street. After she boards the taxi, the cab driver noticed that she is completely naked. She then asked him to take her to Geylang. He started to drive off and then began to wonder how she's going to pay him as she was'nt carry any purse or anything.
Uncle cabby: Excuse me miss, how do you intend to pay me for the fare?
Nude lady: how about this (and started to spread her legs wide open)
Uncle: (after turning around to look at what she offered)
Do you have anything smaller?
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thanx for the gd laugh~~~ ;)
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if wan 2 mk small talk 2 pax, sharing ghost stories between 1 another is the best......... usually young ladies wil say "Uncle, very scary leh.... now very dark already n i still nid 2 walk home." they wil feel scared but on the other hand, they usually wan u 2 finish telling the ghost story........
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Originally posted by Uncle Cabby:
if wan 2 mk small talk 2 pax, sharing ghost stories between 1 another is the best…......
usually young ladies wil say “Uncle, very scary leh…. now very dark already n i still nid 2 walk home.”
they wil feel scared but on the other hand, they usually wan u 2 finish telling the ghost story….....
haha knn u damm bad bro~~~~~~
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I don't get the second one.
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Tua kang.