Aunties Commuters
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But when aunties with children ( grown up )on board my taxis , yeah all very nice .
Give tips somemore ....
Maybe they scared their children scold them .
But if picked those mahjong kakis , knn can lose $200 mahjong , but when come to take taxis , $0.20 more kpkb .....
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Originally posted by Poolman:
Talking about melayu aunties , i learnt alot of Muslim cultures and practise from them , some patiently explained to me some practise .
Cos everytime i picked Melayu aunties go Mosque , they usually put money on top my drawer , and when give them back change , all told me to put on top my drawer ....
I always hellan .....
Then one finally explained to me , Muslim aunties before go Mosque , cannot have contact with men . . . touch also cannot .
They cleanse themself liao ...
So from that day onwards , SOP . . . . no need to tell me .
Melayu aunties ok one. They not particular about route. They let you decide. And most of them wun be like chinese aunties KNNBCCB mouth. And most very friendly one. That's why I always give them some discount.
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My biggest fear are those old lady, 70s onward grandma type. Because
1) They can never tell you the destination properly. once i was told to go hougang, after her guiding, i'm in punggol. and punggol is her destination
2) They can never give direction properly. Keep telling me go straight straight, then suddenly turn here (her hand is pointing the directing she want)
3) The only type that will made me lost my patient. i actually do shout at them "aunty, you must tell me right or left". Thereafter, she will still.................... turn here (hand is pointing the directing she want) again.
Can almost use up all my energy after the trip and must rest for 30mins to cool down.
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Originally posted by f1taxidriver:
ALN how u U-turn from lornie road to farrer rd? PIE lornie can U-turn only near mac ritchie reservoir. Pls dont anyhow whack leh.
ALN is pirate taxi u dun knoe meh??
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Originally posted by Poolman:
Sorry , i like to emphasis , chinese aunties is the problematic one .....
But Melayu Aunties , ok , best of the best .
yah machik best lar any way also can also got tips haha~~~~
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Originally posted by Poolman:
Talking about melayu aunties , i learnt alot of Muslim cultures and practise from them , some patiently explained to me some practise .
Cos everytime i picked Melayu aunties go Mosque , they usually put money on top my drawer , and when give them back change , all told me to put on top my drawer ....
I always hellan .....
Then one finally explained to me , Muslim aunties before go Mosque , cannot have contact with men . . . touch also cannot .
They cleanse themself liao ...
So from that day onwards , SOP . . . . no need to tell me .
oic next time i knoe liao..........
haha my OC now olredi nao nao kio liao ........ cause i nber gibe enuff........
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Originally posted by f1taxidriver:
ALN how u U-turn from lornie road to farrer rd? PIE lornie can U-turn only near mac ritchie reservoir. Pls dont anyhow whack leh.
He say Eng Neo, Dunearn mah
I also go this way when I go Redhill
BKE-PIE-Eng Neo-Dunearn-Farrer-
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Got 1 advance booking in Club St, only 15 mins away.
Pick up a Auntie, rather loaded I think.
Outside got so many cab, she swee swee dun take, still wait for me.
Talk to me about her Casino adventures too
Reach destination $18.10, I round up $18.00 for her
She gave me $20 and say keep the change.
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But of course to be fair , got good auntie . i remember once , midnight , at Hougang Ave 8 .
I drove slowly , seeing my whatsapp messages , many taxi zoom past her , never see her , i accidentally saw her .
She thank me for stopping . She wanna know why taxis dun stop for her . I love people thank me for stopping for her , they are not oblige to thank anyone .
I told her she is wearing black , and under that sort of lighting situation , indeed very hard to spot her .
Then she ask : " Then why u stop ?"
I said : " I saw your hand mah , so fair , can see ! "
She listen liao , steam steam . Can see from rear mirror she smiling smiling , steam liao .
Midnight at Hougang kena go MBS , i surely make her steam hahahahah .
To MBS .
On the way , ask her which way to go .
She said anyway will do , reach before 3am can liao , cannot after 3am , i also hellan .
Her lucky entry to casino time that night is before 3am , her god say one , she follow timing .
On the way , she say she professional gambler .
She brought $700 there each night .
Win lose max $700 .
If win $300 , she go home , ;ike that .
She say can work , her formula ?
I will not say online , dun want u all learn .
I also dun bother to try , she say can work .
Better than working .
Shorter time , more lucrative than working .
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Originally posted by Poolman:
But of course to be fair , got good auntie . i remember once , midnight , at Hougang Ave 8 .
I drove slowly , seeing my whatsapp messages , many taxi zoom past her , never see her , i accidentally saw her .
She thank me for stopping . She wanna know why taxis dun stop for her . I love people thank me for stopping for her , they are not oblige to thank anyone .
I told her she is wearing black , and under that sort of lighting situation , indeed very hard to spot her .
Then she ask : " Then why u stop ?"
I said : " I saw your hand mah , so fair , can see ! "
She listen liao , steam steam . Can see from rear mirror she smiling smiling , steam liao .
Midnight at Hougang kena go MBS , i surely make her steam hahahahah .
To MBS .
On the way , ask her which way to go .
She said anyway will do , reach before 3am can liao , cannot after 3am , i also hellan .
Her lucky entry to casino time that night is before 3am , her god say one , she follow timing .
On the way , she say she professional gambler .
She brought $700 there each night .
Win lose max $700 .
If win $300 , she go home , ;ike that .
She say can work , her formula ?
I will not say online , dun want u all learn .
I also dun bother to try , she say can work .
Better than working .
Shorter time , more lucrative than working .
knn if like tat every nite $300 can throw key lor...........
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Nowadays got aunties taking taxi meh?
I only saw them many months ago when i started driving,nowadays nNever see them flagging at road side. Jialat lah, maybe they have become tansparent?
No wonder sometimes I see one chio bu on road side but when the pax board my cab it become 2 paxes, coz she is accompanied by her mother.
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Originally posted by Bingjames:
He say Eng Neo, Dunearn mah
I also go this way when I go Redhill
BKE-PIE-Eng Neo-Dunearn-Farrer-
no leh... aln say pie lornie then u-turn to farer... eng neo - dunearn not shiok la... haha -
Originally posted by Poolman:
But of course to be fair , got good auntie . i remember once , midnight , at Hougang Ave 8 .
I drove slowly , seeing my whatsapp messages , many taxi zoom past her , never see her , i accidentally saw her .
She thank me for stopping . She wanna know why taxis dun stop for her . I love people thank me for stopping for her , they are not oblige to thank anyone .
I told her she is wearing black , and under that sort of lighting situation , indeed very hard to spot her .
Then she ask : " Then why u stop ?"
I said : " I saw your hand mah , so fair , can see ! "
She listen liao , steam steam . Can see from rear mirror she smiling smiling , steam liao .
Midnight at Hougang kena go MBS , i surely make her steam hahahahah .
To MBS .
On the way , ask her which way to go .
She said anyway will do , reach before 3am can liao , cannot after 3am , i also hellan .
Her lucky entry to casino time that night is before 3am , her god say one , she follow timing .
On the way , she say she professional gambler .
She brought $700 there each night .
Win lose max $700 .
If win $300 , she go home , ;ike that .
She say can work , her formula ?
I will not say online , dun want u all learn .
I also dun bother to try , she say can work .
Better than working .
Shorter time , more lucrative than working .
Is she goes 10 times, can win 7 times and lose 3 times she also lost $$ already.
And what is the chances that she will win at least 70% performance?
You should have asked her to be your god mother that night, maybe your life will change. :)
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Originally posted by ALN:
no leh... aln say pie lornie then u-turn to farer... eng neo - dunearn not shiok la... hahaALN no work?
ALN & WizQ both eat snake at work?
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Wah, Poolman sweep at Tampines, and Hougang! 3am still on the road!
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Originally posted by hammerhammer8888:
Got one U Turn around Wallace, no need to go until reservoir. Also can go in SICC Sime Road come out turn right.
hammer really know all the ang mo area well.... haha -
Originally posted by WizQ:
ALN no work?
ALN & WizQ both eat snake at work?
ALN got work wor... take a break mah... paid break... hahahaha -
Originally posted by WizQ:
Nowadays got aunties taking taxi meh?
I only saw them many months ago when i started driving,nowadays nNever see them flagging at road side. Jialat lah, maybe they have become tansparent?
No wonder sometimes I see one chio bu on road side but when the pax board my cab it become 2 paxes, coz she is accompanied by her mother.
knn lau tiko haha~~~~~
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Originally posted by ALN:
no leh... aln say pie lornie then u-turn to farer... eng neo - dunearn not shiok la... hahadun listen to ALN cause he is PHUi!!! pirate taxi.........