The other thread locked liao try my luck with this one.
I overheard husband and wife paxs quarrelling on the way to medical appointment. Husband forgot to bring something the wife asked him to…Wife grumbles: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out the other…Husband oso grumbles: You tell a woman something, it goes in both ear and come out through the mouth.
Some classics I saw circulating on internet.
Guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, jumped up in the air and yanked the wheel over. The car mounted the curb, demolished a lamppost and came to a stop inches from a shop window. The startled passenger said "I didn't mean to frighten you, just wanted to ask you something." Taxi driver says "Not your fault Sir. It's my first day as a cab driver, I've been driving casket for the past 20 years".
Ken@kofishop
A Chinaman, while sight-seeing, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. The cab driver makes his was past the MBS. "What's that building over there?" he asked. "That's the MBS hotel towers with Skypark on top" replied the cabbie. "Oh.. How long did it take to build that?" asked the Chinaman. "About 3 years I think" replied the cabbie. "3 years? We build 'em twice as fast, much bigger in PRC." Passing by the Flyer he asked the cab driver "What's that big wheel there?" "That's the Spore Flyer " replied the cabbie. " How long'd it take to build that?" asked the man. "About 2 years" replied the cabbie. "2 years? it only takes us about 6 months." This continues…later the cabbie drives past a new hotel. "What's that building there?" asks the man, pointing at the hotel. "Damned if I know" replied the cabbie, "It wasn't here when I drove by yesterday…they really build things fast these days..." Silence…
Ken@kofishop
any funny ones to share?
Ct2220
Long ago I posted one in this Forums.
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