Taxi jokes
-
let me start the ball rolling....
-
bros , out of topic ah ... but where is lavender street 81 ah ???
-
Originally posted by Sil1606:
bros , out of topic ah …
but where is lavender street 81 ah ???
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=lavender+street+81
junction of lavender street and king george ave
-
I took me a while to register when I pick up a couple from boon keng mrt yesterday .. haha cos I told her .. miss ... lavender there no street 81 lei ... she giggled and replied : its ok .. I guide u ... then on the way there I finally realised that she actually want to go there open room with her younger toy boy ..... but shy to say ... hotel 81 at lavender !!! when we reached, she said to me ... u know the way mah ... my reply : I know hotel 81 @ lavender ... but not lavender street 81 !!!! she giggled again and give me $5.00 and ask me keep the change.
-
Jokes not new already post before Liao
-
A lot of things said. ..jokes repeated...but no harm listening sharing again mah
-
tell you two jokes la,
1. In Beijing, smoking is free, just open the window
2. In Shanghai, pork rib soup is free, just turn on the tap
hahahha ahahaha haha very funny hor, not my joke, its our PM Lee's joke
Singapore PM tries his hand at after-dinner humor on Washington visit
He drew laughs — and some groans — with his quips, including one about China’s environmental problems.
“Beijing residents joke that to get a free smoke all they have to do is open their windows!” Lee said.
He then alluded to thousands of pig carcasses recently fished from Chinese rivers.
“(In) Shanghai, if you want some pork soup, you just turn on the tap,” he said.
-
Z/friction might know this joke … Chinaman went on board this taxi … Td: "hi, where to ? " Chinaman: "为什么ï¼�" Td: "先生， 去哪里？“ Chinaman: " 为什么ï¼�“ Td: "ä»€ä¹ˆä¸ºä»€ä¹ˆï¼Ÿä½ è¦�去哪里？“ Chinaman: "æ¦å�‰å·´ç�£ä¸ºä»€ä¹ˆï¼�“ Td: "什么æ¦å�‰å·´ç�£ä¸ºä»€ä¹ˆï¼Ÿï¼�“ Chinaman: "where æ» more …" Td: " oh! West mall !" Chinaman: "对对对ï¼�为什么ï¼�“
-
last saturday was my first time into sgforum Palringo...... then i overheard one broadcast...... " hougang avenue 5 got three potenial pax, members nearby can try" sibey funny .....
-
Hotel guest: Hey, Boy! Please call me a taxi.
Hotel Bellboy: Yes, taxi.
-
Got this Auntie from fortune center … Me: Auntie, 去哪里？ Auntie: bedok interchange shing siong … Me: ä½ è¦�èµ°cte, pie 还是 ecp, kpe, pie? Auntie: å‰�é�¢newton ! me: å‰�é�¢newton ？ï¼� Auntie: å‰�é�¢ Newton! å‰�é�¢ Newton! Me: å‰�é�¢ Newton èµ° moulmein, cte, barltey, bedok north? Auntie: å‰�é�¢ Newton 啦ï¼� Me go towards Newton, suddenly Auntie scold me! Auntie: ä½ æ�¥ Newton å�šä»€ä¹ˆï¼Ÿï¼�ï¼�ï¼�我å�«ä½ 刚æ‰�在å‰�é�¢ Newton! Me very TU LAN liao … shouted back … Me: 对啦ï¼�这里就是 Newton! Auntie: ä¸�是 Newton! 是 Newton!!! Me think think think … Me: ä½ æ˜¯è®² U turn huh? Auntie: ya lah! Me: Auntie! Buay hiao gong angmo mai gong!! Si U-turn mmm Si Newton!
-
In before this thread tio locked.......
-
One day, someone asked God. "Dear God, between a pastor and a taxi driver, who will you choose?"
God thought for a while, then said,"Taxi Driver".
"Why?", asked the person.
God replied, "When a pastor preaches, everyone sleeps. When a taxi driver drives, everyone prays".
-
a joke a day chases the blues away...many jokes a day..fortune will cum my way...he he
-
Ah Tiongs on board .....
"师傅 ，高å²ï¼Œ åŽ»é«˜å² , "
Do u know where ?
-
Originally posted by Poolman:
Ah Tiongs on board .....
"师傅 ，高å²ï¼Œ åŽ»é«˜å² , "
Do u know where ?
Gul lane? -
Originally posted by InSPirE78:
Gul lane?
correct ....
nabey eh é«˜å² ?Listen liao blur blur .....
-
Originally posted by Taxilim88:
One day, someone asked God. "Dear God, between a pastor and a taxi driver, who will you choose?"
God thought for a while, then said,"Taxi Driver".
"Why?", asked the person.
God replied, "When a pastor preaches, everyone sleeps. When a taxi driver drives, everyone prays".
Power bro ... Lol -
Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them : "we have arrived". The first man gave him money.The second one thanked the taxi driver. The third one slapped him (the taxi driver). The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them had realized that the car didn't move an inch, but he faked surprise and asked the third man: "what was that for?". The drunken man replied: "control your speed next time!!! you nearly killed us!!!" In a very small alley two taxis driving in opposite directions meet. As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of them wants to reverse or give way... They angrily look one at the other. Finally, one of them picks up a newspaper and starts reading. The other one politely asks, "When you've finished the paper, will you please bring it over, and let me read it?"
-
pick up a pax from hotel and cheong all the way to airport, reach liao check meter for the amount then found out that meter didnt on..
pick up a pax who want to go woodland checkpoint cheong BKE all the way until stopping at the traffic light. pax ask to turn right if not go up the bridge will be inside JB already..
this count?
-
Originally posted by BotaHead:
pick up a pax from hotel and cheong all the way to airport, reach liao check meter for the amount then found out that meter didnt on..
pick up a pax who want to go woodland checkpoint cheong BKE all the way until stopping at the traffic light. pax ask to turn right if not go up the bridge will be inside JB already..
this count?
haha... happened to me before leh... want to chiong to WL checkpoint then overshot , missed the right turn to WL Centre Rd... reach near the toll booth see the police .... tot siao liao , big trouble... Reached near them ,, want to wind down window apologise... they open up a barrier and signal me to U turn... heng ar ...bo dai ji