"Yesterday we were campaigning.. Today .. you have voted."
While walking down the street one day a MP is tragically hit by a truck and dies.
The MP's soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem.
We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so
we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the MP.
St. Peter says, "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What
we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can
choose where to spend eternity."
"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven, I'm already dressed
in white." says the MP.
"I'm sorry, but we have our rules", replies St.Peter.
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down,
down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green
golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are
all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake
his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at
the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine
on lobster, caviar and champagne.
Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good
time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before
he realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St.Peter
is waiting for him.
"Now it's time to visit heaven," St Peter says.
So, 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group of contented souls moving from
cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and the
24 hours in heaven passes by and St Peter returns.
"Well, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now which will you
choose for your eternity?" St Peter asks.
The MP reflects for a minute, then he answers, "Well, I never would have
thought it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be
happier and better off .. in hell."
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to
Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land
covered with waste and garbage.
He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting
it in black bags as more trash falls from above.
The Devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.
"I don't understand," stammers the MP. "Yesterday I was here and there was a
golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne,
and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of
garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"
The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning..
Today .. you have voted."
When PEOPLES ACTION PARTY (PAP) was formed, they promised PEACE AND PROSPERITY (PAP)
Slowly it turned into PAPA ANAK POLITICS where they made us PAY AND PAY which became PAIN AND PAIN.
Their system now is POOR ALSO PAY; sooner or later PENNILESS ALSO PAY.
If this goes on, we can't even PASS AWAY PEACEFULLY
Subject: Top comments in Yahoo Election news!!
When we complain that GLCs are marginalising the small businesses for Government tenders, PAP say the GLCs can deliver best value and quality.
When we say foreigners are taking away our jobs, they say foreigners are here to create jobs.
When PMETs cannot find jobs, they say degree holders refused to be security guards.
When we complain about the huge income divide, they say, it is a worldwide phenomenon.
When we complain about long waiting time and high cost of health, they say other countries envy our system.
When we say HDB flat is unaffordable, they say it is affordable if you pay over 30 years or more.
When we say we have little left for retirement, they say, we will push back the retirement age.
When we say Ministers are the highest paid in the world, they say, corporate CEOs earn much more.
When we says COEs does not ease road congestions, they say they will build more ERP gantries.
When we say buses and MRT are too crowded, the Public Transport Council say they are satisfied.
When we say you are not comparing apple to apple, they say Singapore is unique.
After reading the sentiments on the ground and viewing their rally speeches,
My prediction :-
Aljunied GRC :- WP
Holland-Bukit Timah GRC :- NSP
Hougang SMC :- WP
Joo Chiat SMC :- WP
Mountbatten :- NSP (50/50)
** SPP might win at Bishan/Toa Payoh GRC due to sympathy votes for CST but the probability is very slim as CST's health is in dire condition, can't talk normally and properly at rally.